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kick sickflips

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

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jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

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here is your gentle reminder that there are dandelions growing through cracks in the sidewalk. there is a fence lizard on the porch who is growing a new tail. there are trees growing through an abandoned house, branches tearing through the ceiling, ferns carpeting the floor. there is life pushing forward, pushing through. 

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why is computer fun and phone evil

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep

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Drew all these weirdos from that one series. You've probably never heard of it

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

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emf is a major plot point. he’s evbo’s best friend. he got beat once and turned to socialism. he has no name cause he was never asked for it and never gave it. he spent most of season 2 hostage and yet he was a key factor of it. he’s not a master anymore yet his name is still Master Friend. he learned to do 360°s solely because his best friend wanted him to. he can’t make the four block jump between command blocks to make decisions. he’s god’s best friend. that’s his name. his name is god’s best friend

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh