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Things an Irish farmhand would say in The Walking Dead that just make sense to me; Part 2:

You have a strange baby Rick. She doesn’t like it when I make the cow noises. Suppose that means Karen should stop minding her then so.

For the love of Christ almighty himself Dale, shut the fuck up.

Ah Father, you wouldn’t happen to have any of that wine on ya?

Church bells on timers? The world’s gone to shit.

No wonder your father gave up pints if he was drinking that shite.

(Prison Guy Tomas after saying it’s his cell) Life’s full of enough disappointments as I’m sure your mother is well familiar with.

Now Rick, if you can’t grow spuds in this field I’ll be disappointed in myself.

(Hershal and Rick in the prison field) Hershal bring over the hoe when you’re done there. I need him for a bit.

Guys I just found the jackpot out on the run. A box of teabags! They’re mine alright!

What do you mean there’s no gas? I had loads in my truck! I siphoned it out of Hershel’s shitbox of a tractor he never got bleedin fixed.

The Governer? Free state my arse.

Glenn if you find any D&D books they’re mine ok? Don’t worry I’ll run you a good session if you do.

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D&D Wizard Prompt:

Your wizard at downtime is tasked around the camp to do something simple like light the fire. What he doesn’t know is that someone tampered with his spell book. It may go something like:

“Who’s been drawing small peni in my book? They’re not even anatomically correct!”

Words were changed in the spell, it’s now raining instead.

A servant of the undead is summoned because he accidentally put the hardback cover of his spell book onto the ritual tome he found in the crypt.

He wrote the spell in while drunk. He can’t read his own writing.

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so my big brained server friend Izzy (@icdisney19) had a big brained idea: spy x family avatar au (or as i like to call it, avatar x family), which is as follows:

loid: the last waterbender of the southern water tribe, uncovers Anya in ice and is tasked with protecting her

anya: the avatar, born to air nomads and hidden in southern water tribe when the fire nation attacked

yor: fire nation assassin sent after the avatar; believes loid is the avatar at first, but when she discovers it's actually anya, she refuses to harm a child

also other cool things like franky the genius earth kingdom inventor and bond the GIANT SKY DOGGY

as an average sxf and atla enjoyer, i am greatly intrigued by this au. thank you for your services Izzy 🙏

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The Governer: “I have a tank!”

I’m all shook up.

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The real reason Elminster is found at the Mountain Pass:

He got kicked out of the nursing home for turning a fellow resident’s grandsons into toads. Thought nothing of it, it made the man smile.

He got a ban on his magic tricks and went to find Gale because he missed visiting time. He got to the bottom of the mountain pass and looked at his options:

Undead things and angry space frog people

Big dark spooky hole

‘Yknow what I think I’ll stay here. My knees are too old for this mountain walking shit anyways. I’ll be found eventually’.

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Things an Irish farmhand would say to the Greene family that just make sense to me:

(Hershal) Did you ever fix that shite of a tractor of yours?

(Beth) Hi Barbie!

There’s a man in your well. I think he was on the pints. Nevermind your well’s fucked.

What do you mean keep the barn a secret? They sound like a Saturday night out!

Patricia the stripper, wait no can’t say that.

(3am) Maggie put the tea on, Hershal come on your cow’s calving.

(Rick) What’s your kid’s name again?

(Carl) ‘Right Honda? Where’s Volvo gone? Who let Toyota have a gun?

No I’m not getting in that shag wagon. It’s trauma will pass onto me.

That Shane one is away with the fairies so he is.

That fence is hardly keeping my sanity in, nevermind the undead out.

Lori would ya stop going on like a woman! I’m a woman, I know what I’m talkin about!

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POV: You have a brain child of an oc, make the moodboard and go yep that’ll do.

Additional Notes:

Greene Family farmhand summer job (gay for Maggie, childhood friends?).

Moved to US for summer work (work visa).

Big nerd. Cosplayer. Hence random knowledge on equipment.

Heavy broad Irish accent.

Certified Dumbass.