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"testosterone doesn't make you gay" ok so why do i kick my little feet and giggle when cute boys talk to me? why do i wanna sit on boys laps and make out with them then? huh? answer that one for me.

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SOMETIMES!!!! sometimes….sometimessometimessometimes…:i do wonder….if violence is all i’m good for

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underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf

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Y'know, sometimes I think of the absolutely vile kinks I'm into, especially ones that directly clash with my morals, and I legit have to stop and think "what the actual fuck is wrong with me?"

But then I remember this is legit all fantasy with consent involved with proper precautions and legitimate limits in place and that thought process fades away

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god i am making out with u but my tongue is actually a proboscis that can extend like a weird tentacle and function as an ovipositor. i am sticking it down your throat and laying slimy squishy eggs in you and the egg slime is an aphrodisiac. enjoy.

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hi girls that like being called dad i love you so much

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i hope my boyfriend sees me as his weird dog who he can fuck and get high whenever he wants because that’s my dream actually

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fearplay is so hot goddddd. need someone looking at me like i’m a piece of meat they want to tear apart, getting off on the fear in my eyes and the way i try to squirm out of their grasp. need them pinning me hard enough to leave bruises on my wrists, trailing a knife down my exposed chest and stomach. not deep enough to break the skin, but enough for them to feel my heartbeat quicken and my dick harden against their thigh as i start to subconsciously grind on them

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when my muzzle comes in the mail, it’s over for all of you

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don't flirt with me because i will think about you when i masturbate🙃

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"aw, honey. you're okay, you're okay, just take it for me, easy. i know it's big, you can take it. deep breaths, doll."

"atta boy, atta boy. i trained you well."

"so obedient. so wet for me too, god. pathetic mutt."

"look at me. no, look at me, slut. there you go."

"pretty dog."

"sit. good boy. now beg."

"drop the attitude. no? need me to fuck it out of you? fine."

"god, you're nothing but a dumb dog, aren't you? nothing behind those eyes."

"c'mon, open your mouth, pup. take my fingers, that's it."

"did i say you could stop?"

"sweet thing, so precious with my hands around your throat. no, stop squirming. don't make this harder for yourself."

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okay and when is some older, more experienced trans guy gonna mock me for having such a small dick? pump it and laugh at me because even then it's not a third of his

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play fighting that ends with my face between your legs

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—> boy who gets really really horny and then really really embarrassed once he’s calmed down