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um hey i know you probably don't want to hear this but your boyfriend was bleeding and he looked really hurt and pathetic so i made out with him a little bit sorry. in my defence he was literally covered in blood and you left him unattended.
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he means so much to me (he has done heinous crimes) and he’s my best friend (he is fictional)
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Jude (low-content wolfdog) running about off-leash at the dunes in Cape Disappointment State Park.
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“These are the late poems. Most poems are late of course: too late, like a letter sent by a sailor that arrives after he’s drowned.”
— Margaret Atwood, from “Late Poems,” Dearly
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he is shitty and a danger to society but i love him so pls don't be mean to him he is just babygirl you gotta trust me you don't know him like i do he is baby i promise
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girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”
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if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize
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pure of heart... dumb of ass.... bi of sexual....
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love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc
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