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i really do love my sister but if that bitch uses up all the hot water one more time i’m gonna commit vehicular manslaughter

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One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

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just walked past the hottest guy ive ever seen with the best mustache ive ever seen and i gave him the same look id give someone who stepped on my foot

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rb to draw a :3 on a mutual’s arm

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The Colors of the Moots ask game

Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it??? Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you. Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation. Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread. Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists. Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love. Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah. Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans. Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post. Green - wanna go touch grass with me? Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs

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d-d

F

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My Mutuals and the vibes they give off TO ME

@separatist-apologist

2. @the-lonelybarricade

3. @velidewrites

4. @climbthemountain2020

5. @areyoudreaminof

6. @octobers-veryown

7. @thesistersarcheron

8. @berd-nerd

9. @thelovelymadone

10. @ablogofsapphicpanic

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Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.

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imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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unfortunately at some point in everyone's lives they endure the periods of their life called "being 14" "being 19" and "being 27"

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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.