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berd-nerd · 19 hours ago

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Keep that shit up and I'll figure out how to run Doom on your bioelectricity

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berd-nerd · 2 days ago

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#whatever the fuck was following me the other day

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berd-nerd · 3 days ago

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#wow how’d you get these pictures of me

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berd-nerd · 3 days ago

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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

#my dog has all pink accessories (leash/harness/etc) and people look at her and go “oh he’s so cute!”#she’s a lab so i guess that makes her look like a boy?? idk it confuses me

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berd-nerd · 3 days ago

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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

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berd-nerd · 9 days ago

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i made a bird ID quiz, feel free to take it or whatever. it’s kinda hard sorry, also these are primarily american birds

#berd speaks #i have some bird mutuals who i think might get 100%#the current high score is 60% but most people who have taken it are not as insane about birds as i am

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berd-nerd · 9 days ago

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

#5'#just 5'#152.4 centimeters for all you european freaks (affectionate)

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berd-nerd · 9 days ago

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i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

#i am (unsurprisingly) getting my bachlor's in biology with a focus on ecology and evolutionary biology #i also plan to get a masters. probaly in either biology or zoology

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berd-nerd · 10 days ago

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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

#prev i’m beaming this directly into your skull

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berd-nerd · 10 days ago

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Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

#donny osmond almost hit my dad with his car once after running a red light

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berd-nerd · 12 days ago

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a scene I really really imprinted on as a kid was the bit in Thumbelina where she goes to the Beetle Ball which is like this drag race for bugs and she’s got this elaborate insect disguise and all the bugs are absolutely apeshit horny for her until she dances her costume off and is revealed as the most disgusting thing ever - a beautiful woman! and is boo’d off stage

#this thumbelina movie is such a fever dream #it starts out so normal with a typical fairytale type song and then BOOM! racist bugs.#and frogs #and the mole

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berd-nerd · 12 days ago

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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berd-nerd · 12 days ago

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

#no comment

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berd-nerd · 12 days ago

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fun shark facts

jk rowling is a little crybaby bitch

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berd-nerd · 13 days ago