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An undertale uncanny comic dub appeared on my feed. Obviously I was curious, so I clicked on it, watched it, thought it was really cool, went to the description to read the whole thing.

it’s on webtoons.

The ONE comic site I don’t want to make an account on.

life is pain.

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yesterday someone said tomorrow and my head fucking exploded

The car crash report in the radio mentioned a Mercedes Benz and I started tweaking

this fandom is so fundamentally damaged no chapters coming out can ever fully repair our brains

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I forgor

Rat sidekeek

Anyway dead child

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y’see I’m not sure if I’m aromantic because I THINK I feel attraction towards people but literally anything lovey-dovey grosses me out

I’m fine with touching TO A POINT. And only very specific people. And by very specific people i mean literally just my mom.

And also sometimes my friend at school but i think we’re both kind of uncomfortable with it and neither of us wants to be the one to say it

so yeah, I’ve never been in a relationship with anyone where I’m ok with them touching me other than my literal mother. So you can see why it’s hard to imagine being ok with that in a romantic sense.

touching icky if you’re not my mom if you’re not literally my creator don’t fucking touch me

so how the heck am i supposed to be romantic with someone??????

how do I even connect with them on a meaningful level if I want to stay a mile away from them at all times and will only talk to them if it’s about my hyperfixation?????

even if I am allo how would I even like, feel love? So I might as well be ace, right?

How do I horny if I no horny?!?!??!??

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By the way this is the reason I ceased to exist for two whole days

I love how the common cold hits me worse than Covid it’s fucking pathetic

my throat is so goddamn dry my god

I feel like I’m gonna hack up a lung

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I bet you no money because you’re all internet strangers and I have no actual legal money but I have it on good authority that Toby Fox will most definitely announce chapters 3&4 by posting #Deltarunetomorrow on bluesky and if he doesn’t he’s 34 parallel universes ahead of us

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I feel like the fandom isn’t insane it’s just Toby projecting his insaneness onto the fandom with his otherworldly dog powers

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Wait, asexual week is the week before my birthday?

FUCK YEAH early birthday gift!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I was supposed to be born on Halloween after all literally everything about that day is so me

Fuck you baby me for sleeping in and being born on November 4th instead

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Rant about the logistics of souless beings being ripped to shreds by the fandom

Bro where did people get the idea that soulless beings can’t feel anything? Flowey? Flowey’s a fucking compulsive liar he probably even gaslit himself into believing that.

Flowey can feel emotions, we all know he can, he can feel fear, happiness, anger, confusion, sadness, curiosity, etc., the only thing we know for a fact he can’t feel is compassion, which is the TRADEMARK THING SOULESS BEINGS LACK IN NEARLY ALL MEDIA.

So basically the fandom has been gaslighting itself into believing that souless creatures don’t feel anything, which if it was the case, they wouldn’t even do anything because they have no motivation to do anything without emotions.

It also makes Kris’s actions make a lot more sense- when Kris rips out their soul, they feel no guilt for anything they do, which is why they could slash the car tires and eat the pie and MAKE A FUCKING DARK WORLD IN THEIR LIVING ROOM without breaking a sweat.

People. Please. Be reasonable for once. Souless and mindless are not the same thing.

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I literally just now came to the realization that the reason other people’s character designs look way better than mine isn’t because they have three billion tiny details it’s because their art style is good and they can draw better than I can

fuck

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Thing I just thought of

Flowey: I’ll kill everyone you love!

Frisk: oh thanks it’d be real useful if you killed yourself

Flowey: …

Flowey: I don’t know if I should be offended or flattered.

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my favorite character in chapter 1 is Rouxls and I’ve never actually drawn him

but I had no ideas so uh

Yeah

Also I noticed that Rouxls’s weird mouth-line thing is in a different place on his overworld sprite than any other sprites and like nobody else noticed this?????

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Guys I lied to you I’m a fake fan I haven’t beaten genocide thirty times

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Thing

Shading with pure black has a certain charm to it

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Characters in order of appearance: Linus’s dead sister Lápsi Roadside Treasure Lizard Legs Singe Linus Lucille Daemon

Lore doc

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most definitely

Habbi…

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Habbi…