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Look at me!! IM FLUFFIN BEAUTIFUL! 😻😻I’d swipe right on me all dang day!! Thanks to @fetching_collies . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnHncIn1fV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y5i2mqacuuue

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Did you SERIOUSLY just ask me if I’m excited for thanksgiving? 🦃 I shit 💩 all over my self last year and RUINED my dang sweater...so you tell me 🙄 #ShitsgivingMassacre #AlmostKilledEveryoneInThatCar #TheSmellHauntsUsAll . . #benzothecat https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcxvzEHaaj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=imqle1hxhgyz

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Did you SERIOUSLY just ask me if I’m excited for thanksgiving? 🦃 I shit 💩 all over my self last year and RUINED my dang sweater...so you tell me 🙄 #ShitsgivingMassacre #AlmostKilledEveryoneInThatCar #TheSmellHauntsUsAll . . #benzothecat (at La Porte, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcxpSUn1Tc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xwq0g85und02

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WHAT IN THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS IN THAT MUG!? More like Pumpkin Spicey BUTTHOLE!! 🤢 🤮 . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXemEdAF5x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hytrce42rhcp

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Holy feck, have you guys seen that white floofy cold stuff falling from the sky?? ❄️ ❄️ What if I need to sit down?? WHAT IF MY BUTTHOLE GETS FROSTBITE!? It’s sensitive ya know! 🍑🙀 #QOTD Any creative solutions out there?? . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKvoMbgN95/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10jjb6dzhnz7s

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Who’s at the door?? Mah is it the cops?? 👮🏼 🚔 If they search my shizz I’m gonna be locked away....oh it’s Aunt Jennifer? Well she’s a damn narc so screw her too! . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqF0wFKnoJQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hf4xybkpkwue

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There’s nothing like soaking up the sun ☀️ and taking in a big whiff of your own toot. It’s a magical experience. 💨 💨 . . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDDqHTHkg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d0kofy3ynzt3

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So some of you wild cats don’t quite know what all my purrlice talk is about, and many of you are new here 😺😼 So we need to go back and remember where I came from...da streetz yo! 💴 🌱 🔫😼 . That’s right, I was born a feral badass! 😎(Until my humans scooped me up anyway, but that’s neither here nor there!) 🌱 also don’t tip off the purrlice bout me wheeling and dealin da nip 🚔 I cant do another round in the clink! #ThugLife #snitchesgetstitches #BadToTheFloof . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAcSscATFJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16dii6evx0tt

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I’m not always hiding behind huge huge plants 🌵 🌱 being completely invisible to the world, but when I am I want to jump out and blep 👅 you while screaming HAHA SUCCA!! so I have my mah photoshop creepy portraits so that’s possible. #punsfordays #whyamilikethis . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp940NfHhkh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fatwrv0z7g7i

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I was gifted bObsweep PetHair Plus ( @bobsweep ) in exchange for my honest review and This thing is great! Bob even gets the “hard to reach” areas 😉 (Swipe 👉🏼) I set you to deep clean,so get on up in there and do what you do best....let’s just agree not to make eye contact! 🥜 🍆 🙈(Swipe 👉🏼) GET ON UP DER BOB! 🍑 I saw you get alll my floofs off the floor so I know you can do it!! (Swipe 👉🏼) WOAH NOT THE TAIL BRO!! 🙀😹 . . #bobsweep #robotvacuum #pethairplus https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp7RQo2gALD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wbrniemt57c7

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I was gifted bObsweep PetHair Plus ( @bobsweep ) in exchange for my honest review and this thing is great! Bob even gets the “hard to reach” areas 😉 (Swipe 👉🏼) I set you to deep clean,so get on up in there and do what you do best....let’s just agree not to make eye contact! 🥜 🍆 🙈(Swipe 👉🏼) GET ON UP DER BOB! 🍑 I saw you get all my floofs off the floor so I know you can do it!! (Swipe 👉🏼) WOAH NOT THE TAIL BRO!! 🙀😹 . . #benzothecat #bobsweep #robotvacuum #pethairplus (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp7Q_d7g0gu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5s46ah85jclg

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Nothing like waking up in the morning and gifting my pawrents some chocolate delights, 🍪 Fanny fudge, 🍫 butt truffles, or some keester cakes 🍰—Bc I’m the cutest 😇 —Thankfully for them I didn’t bust out any Upside down brown fudge sundaes or any Hershey squirts! 💩 If only my Poo Palace 🏰 would stop STEALING my baked goods UGH! . . What do you create for your hoomans!? . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2Jzu7gLTQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i6he4ef05x1p

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sorta a tight fit...so gonna try and approach this box rear first so that I can use my front paws 🐾 as leverage. Just gotta keep reminding myself that the ladiez love a floofy booty 🍑 and this is just part of the baggage that comes along with it #fridaynightboxpawty #kimkbooty #applebottomjeans . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpryzMyAfjc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=or3vrer6u46d

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- Listen up, need your guy’s opinion...my dad says it’s time fur me to get a job so I made me a LinkedIn profile and I’m thinkin bout usin this headshot, do I look pawfessional enough? 🧠👓 now I just have to think about what skills I have 🤔 🤔 . . #benzothecat (at LaPorte County, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/BppPpY6gUHQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nbqqxcc5qu1s

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Many enter my @contempocat cat tree, few make it out alive. 🕸 🕷 Welcome to hell island where spiders are the size of turkeys! Happy halloween doodz! 🎃 👻 . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpmoj01gmKB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mjfhpm9yv8xw

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE DIAPERS GO ON BUTTS!?! BETTER BE FOR MY HOOMAN SISTERS NON FLOOFY BUTT! 🙀🙀 #qotd are you a mom/dad to a hooman or just cats!? 👶🏻 🐱 (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpkGq80A_bK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13a9rf96vqps1

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Oh hey Dad am I making you nervous? Don’t mind me just popping in! . . #benzothecat (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcYgVolDz0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16c067eznh149