benzob
benzob
did you just punch me in the boob?
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benzob · 3 years ago
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Stella Asia Consonni 
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benzob · 4 years ago
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milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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benzob · 4 years ago
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benzob · 4 years ago
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Winona Ryder, 1990.
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benzob · 4 years ago
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Florence Pugh for Black Widow press on June 21, 2021
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benzob · 4 years ago
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benzob · 4 years ago
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When I was a kid a pastor once said to me "nobody knows the hour or the day Jesus will return and anyone who predicts it will be wrong he won't show up" and the end of days as a concept really freaked me out so every so often, maybe once a week, I'd come up with random dates and times for Jesus to "come back" to ensure he wouldn't.
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benzob · 4 years ago
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benzob · 4 years ago
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When someone uses “gods” instead of “god” on the internet u know they’re going to b saying some of the cringiest shit u ever heard in ur life
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benzob · 4 years ago
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— midsummer | d.x.y
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benzob · 4 years ago
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Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in the Night At The Museum trilogy.
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benzob · 4 years ago
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i'll tell you when you get your soft, italicized Oh. (uquiz!!)
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benzob · 4 years ago
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Devin Lunsford
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benzob · 4 years ago
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‘mothers day’ ‘fathers day’ eldest daughter day when
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benzob · 4 years ago
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the storyboards for knives out are fucking incredible
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benzob · 4 years ago
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anybody else just have the weirdest fucking relationship with the concept of god like. yes god is real. no i don't believe in him. the universe is on a prebuilt track and we cannot get off this ride. free will is an illusion. every decision you make changes every life you touch. there's no afterlife, only nonexistence. hell is real and i can list 10 people i know personally who are going there. god is in every tree and animal and blade of grass and person and every word that was spoken is spoken and will ever be spoken. when i die scatter my ashes where god can't reach me. god is a semi-permeable membrane. i am going to vandalize a church. y'know?
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benzob · 4 years ago
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Adonis, tr. by Khaled Mattawa, from Selected Poems; “Elegies”
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