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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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TIL, that Uber also offers "Uber Walker" services, where an independent uber contractor can walk you to your destination on a leash and you crawl on 4s and if you stop walking they can hit you with dog-beating stick

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Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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i really hope they release like. a post mortem on tumblr live. i wanna know how many people ever actually used that thing. it couldn't have been many

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Uhhhh

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If you make $15 an hour, don't be mad that fast food workers are making the same as you. Be mad that a parking space is making almost double.

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i just solved the db cooper case

he fucking died dude

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I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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starting a collection

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Why were you taking testosterone?

because of the gender

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NEIL GAIMAN PLEASE TELL THAT AZIRAPHELLE AND CROWLEY WILL BE TOGETHER, I'M TRUMPING WITH THE QUESTION WHEN THEY WILL BE TOGETHER

I'm afraid not. They are barely in it. Crowley dies in the beginning of Season 3 tragically, because of pies, and Aziraphale also dies in Season 3 but hilariously, because of falling in a hole.

The rest of Season 3 is a story about three little rabbits who go to the big city to open a conveyor belt sushi restaurant, and their family's involvement with the East German secret police in the early 1960s.

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