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My emperor, drink this mercury to cancel out the poison

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You are not a monster. You do not deserve to be abused. You deserve to be yourself. There’s nothing you could do that warrants dehumanization

i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who've been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they're uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn't be allowed to treat us like this.

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Wrong funking soump

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Shin Godzilla

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

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New rule, you have to show me your pet

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Punching Nazis is always morally correct

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Keep up the good work

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I wants to pet

Absolute unit of a robber fly found by eldoia87 on Reddit (posted with permission)

This beauty is a Beelzebub bee-eater, Mallophora leschenaulti

Found primarily in Texas and Mexico

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW DESIGNS

YOU GUYS

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Do your part and punch a Nazi today

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Finally, OC disease

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

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I got lactose free milk if you need it

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

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One time when I was, like, 8, I put a box on my bed and slept in it for about a week

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His Tesla blows up because of a fault in the car

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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hello Tumblr user,

petting you petting you petting you petting you I'm petting you petting you

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Mmmm waffles