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God fucking damn it

hi i just wanted to let you know I genuinely cried when I clicked on your banner thanks

that is the intended reaction

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seasons greasons to everyone

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Can’t wait for a nice Christmas ham

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She said fake people so it’s obviously a baby doll

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Unfortunately, it seems like they’ve gone all in on the circus aspect and started taking our bread

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Sometimes it’s almost like I can hear their voice

saw a post with firefox energy screenshotted on Instagram, looked at url, it was electronicmail. nature is healing

HOORAY!

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But not in front of the kid, they don’t deserve that trauma

reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher

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Canned soup

lets make a shopping list ill start

potato

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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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LETS GOOO APEX IS FREE

BIG NEWS: Apex is now on view at the Museum! Thought to be the largest and one of the most complete Stegosaurus specimens ever found, this 150-million-year-old fossil can now be seen in the Museum’s Griffin Exploration Atrium.

Apex will be studied as part of a new research initiative by scientists in the Museum’s Division of Paleontology focused on Stegosaurus biology, including the unique ornithischian dinosaur’s growth and life history. This work will require taking a small sample from a thigh bone of the specimen, which will become part of the Museum’s permanent scientific collection. All resulting 3D digital models, including the internal structures of its skull from new CT scans taken at the Museum, will be made available as a scientific resource for the wider community of researchers.

Photo: Alvaro Keding & Daniel Kim/ © AMNH

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I got some blood on the couch yesterday so I tried to clean it up with some colorful paper towels. But the fucking dye stuck to the fabric

What the fuck?

Why is this a thing!?

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I guess that’s what happens when you Merobiba

Staring blankly at the 27-year-old woman sitting across from him, musical artist Justin Bieber told reporters Thursday that he had forgotten his wife’s name. “I’d just keep saying ‘babe,’ but I think she’s starting to catch on,” said Bieber, who admitted that he had “zero clue” whether the woman he had been married to for the past six years was a Hadid sister, Patricia Arquette’s daughter, a former Disney Channel star, or someone else.

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Ebirah’s final form

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.