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it was worth a try

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People being careless with their glasses has to be a Mild Prescription thing cause I couldn't fucking imagine. "Haha yeah I'm always losing/breaking/etc my glasses I'll just leave them anywhere I'll run them over with my car" Ok well I don't do that

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

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A break from the hells and adventures

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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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