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Signs as Ladies Of The Bold Type

Jane Sloan: Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, Leo

Kat Edison: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Scorpio

Sutton Brady: Aries, Libra, Gemini, Cancer

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The Signs From Leo’s Perspective

Aries: You’re cool peoples, man. I can usually count on you to have fun with me. But sometimes you shut down. I don’t think you ever really let me know what your true feelings are. I wish you would let loose a little more and have fun like we both know you can.

Taurus: You’re too reserved for me sometimes. You never really talk and you can be really selfish sometimes. It would be cool if you actually started up a conversation with me so that I won’t be so insecure and think that you don’t like me.

Gemini: You’re my bestie. I love hanging out with you and going to all the hottest parties. You know how to have a good time the same way I do. But you can be really flaky and you lie to me a lot, which makes me mad. I wish you would be more honest with me.

Cancer: I love you so much and I don’t even know why. You’re clingy and babyish and emotional, which I usually hate, but, for some reason, I can’t even be mad at you. I love how caring you are and how much attention you give me. You love just as hard as I do. I just wish you weren’t so depressed sometimes.

Leo: You’re the bread to my butter and the peanut butter to my jelly. We’re like yin and yang. You are just as fabulous and fun as me and we always have fun for days every time we hang out. The only thing that sucks is we know how to push each other’s buttons which makes us fight a lot. I wish we didn’t have to go through that so much.

Virgo: You get on my nerves so freaking much. At the end of the day I still love you, but we just can’t ever seem to get along. I hate how much you criticize me and tell me I’m not living my life right. I also don’t like to be around you all of the time because it can be kind of depressing.

Libra: I love you so much. You’re super fun to talk to and you always have the latest gossip. You’re really fun and nice and you always try to get along with everyone. The only thing I don’t like is that you can be kind of nosy and get into my business.

Scorpio: You’re cool, but you’re fucking crazy, too. You get a little to hyped on your exes and want to talk about revenge plans, which puts me off. You can find better. You can handle a lot of liquor and fun when you’re not moody, and I like seeing that part of you more.

Sagittarius: You’re the person I can always call when I need a little pick me up. You’re a clown, but in a good way, and you’re really down to earth. I enjoy cracking jokes with you and just chilling and smoking weed together.

Capricorn: You’re the one I call when I need advice and someone to listen to y problems. You always know how to examine both sides of the story and figure out every possible solution. When I come to you for advice, I know I’m leaving with the best answer. The one thing I don’t like is that you never call me…you get so wrapped up in your work that you never reach out unless I reach out first. It makes me feel less important.

Aquarius: You’re pretty out there, and I think that’s why we get along. You accept me for who I am and don’t judge me for anything. You’re always doing something crazy that makes me laugh. Sometimes, you get pulled into your own dimension and I have no idea what you’re thinking about. I don’t like to feel like our relationship is detached.

Pisces: You truly know how to make me feel special and loved. You’re always complimenting me on all of the things that make me insecure deep down inside. You like to talk with me one on one and hear about my problems without anything in return. Then you make me feel better. The only thing that throws me off is how sensitive and emotional you can be. I don’t like to have to bite my tongue in case I might hurt feelings.

-Deja

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The Signs as Harry Styles Lyrics

Aries - Choose your words ‘cause there’s no antidote for this curse. Oh, what’s it waiting for? Must this hurt you just before you go? // Ever Since New York

Taurus - I’m selfish, I know, but I don’t ever want to see you with him. I’m selfish, I know; I told you, but I know you never listen // Woman

Gemini - She’s gonna be an angel, just you wait and see when it turns out she’s a devil in between the sheets // Only Angel

Cancer - Tongue-tied like we’ve never known, telling those stories we already told 'cause we don’t say what we really mean // Two Ghosts

Leo - She’s got a book for every situation, gets into parties without invitations. How could you ever turn her down? // Carolina

Virgo - Comfortable silence is so overrated; why won’t you ever say what you want to say? // From the Dining Table

Libra - You can’t bribe the door on your way to the sky. You look pretty good down here, but you ain’t really good // Sign of the Times

Scorpio - She sits beside me like a silhouette, hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet // Kiwi

Sagittarius - I walked the streets all day, running with the thieves ‘cause you left me in the hallway // Meet Me in the Hallway

Capricorn - We never learn, we’ve been here before? Why are we always stuck and running from the bullets? // Sign of the Times

Aquarius - She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes, hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect // Kiwi

Pisces - Running through the garden, oh, where nothing bothered us, but we’re still young. I always think about you and how we don’t speak enough // Sweet Creature

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Describe my squad: Aquarius (f), Aries (f), Capricorn(f)

Aquarius and Aries may be competitive, but communicate fairly well. It’s always exciting when they’re together. They love to do thrilling things together. Despite their similarities, they are fairly different and are totally okay with the fact. They balance each other really well. 

Aries and Capricorn are very different, which can make their friendship one that needs constant working on. However, they’re very similar in ways they wouldn’t think about and can actually do really great things together if they work past their differences. They both bring different things to the friendship and as long as each respect the others’ individuality, it should be smooth sailing.

Capricorn and Aquarius are almost opposites, but that makes their friendship so special. Though their personalities differ, they often tend to share the same interests, ambitions, and attitudes on life. They appreciate each others’ differences and learn and grow from them. They work really well as a team and make others happy just watching them be friends!

Overall, you have a great friend group! (and I hope you see this despite you sending this a while ago)

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how it feels to be each sign

aries: when you’ve been ready to go for hours and everyone else isn’t even out of bed yet

taurus: when you wait happily for someone even if you’re tired but they can’t find the patience to wait for you

gemini: when you go to an antique store and want to look at everything but your friends get bored and leave you behind

cancer: that last bit of hope you hold onto even though you know something is going to go wrong

leo: when you give someone a really great present for their birthday but they don’t even remember yours

virgo: knowing exactly how something is going to play out but trying to convince yourself that it’ll go a different way

libra: when all your friends have relationship problems and you help them through it but you’re still single

scorpio: that sinking gut feeling when you see someone you like with someone else even though you know you’re better

sagittarius: when you want to ride the biggest roller coaster at the park but your friends are too afraid so you do it by yourself

capricorn: working on a project for weeks to make sure it’s perfect and someone else does better than you with half the effort

aquarius: when you feel manic or out of touch with reality but everyone else seems to be going along just fine

pisces: you’re the first to help a friend in need even if you don’t think they’d be there to help you

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The angry pants are coming off. It has been a long day of clothed rage and you deserve some rest.

Taurus: Nothing brings people closer together like being stuck together with maple syrup. Get your brush and bucket and go play matchmaker.

Gemini: Only the worthy are capable of whipping it good. Regardless, you must whip it.

Cancer: The key is to smoke two cigarettes at once so you can put both of them out in someones eyes at once. Plus, if you miss you have a second shot.

Leo: You’ve probably been cursed a couple times. It happens to everyone. Hell, you can draw someone poorly and accidentally curse them.

Virgo: So many things are growing inside you. You are a breeding ground for legions of tiny children and you shall conquer.

Libra: The moon is looking for you. Stay inside tonight, out of the light. You know who you are.

Scorpio: The more precarious the perch, the more meaningful every second spent there is.

Ophiuchus: Search the property for an old log. Burn it. It wont bring your coat back but it will kill the thing that ate it.

Sagittarius: The past leaks.

Capricorn: Doors are only locked for idiots that dont carry sledgehammers with them all the time.

Aquarius: We all know when heartbeats are a bad sign.

Pisces: Yes, it is amazing that you made an engine that runs on live wasps but next time you should ask permission first.

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Signs as Break Up Songs

Aries - Forget You

Taurus - Since U Been Gone

Gemini - Cry Me a River

Cancer - Don’t Speak

Leo - Irreplaceable

Virgo - End of the Road

Libra - Bye Bye Bye

Scorpio - I Will Survive

Sagittarius - Unbreak my heart

Capricorn - Someone Like You

Aquarius - We are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Pisces - Too Little Too Late

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What the signs say vs what they mean

Aries: yeahhh totallyyyyy (what they mean- absolutely not.)

Taurus: “yeah yeaahh” (what they mean- *is not listening, stopped listening 10 minutes ago*)

Gemini: mhhhmmm (what they mean- I have no idea what you just said lmao)

Cancer: “ohhhh” (what they mean- I’m bored but I don’t wanna be rude so I’m pretending to listen)

Leo: whattt thats crazy (what they mean- thats the dumbest story I’ve heard)

Virgo: that’s not what happened (what they mean- that is what happened but I’m trying to be diplomatic)

Libra: I had no idea ( what they mean- lmfao I knew this 10 months ago but I will not and shall not expose my investigatory habits)

Scorpio: righttt (what they mean- why am I having this conversation? what am I doing in life?)

Sagittarius: “whatever” (what they mean- I really hate you right now)

Capricorn: “okay you know whats right” (what they mean- you’re wrong about this  and I tried to tell you,but I ain’t got time to waste arguing with someone who doesn’t listen and is illogical, k bye)

Aquarius: lol (what they mean- don’t know what to say so I’m ending our conversation with lol)

Pisces:” hahaha okayy” (what they mean- you’re weird af and I’m judging you)

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Would the signs rather have a boyfriend or food?

Boyfriend: Leo, Cancer, Libra, Aries, Gemini, Virgo

FOOD: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn

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oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS

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Sun, you're always brightening everyone's day: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Moon, people stare at you in awe every night: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Stars, you twinkle the brightest and are one of a kind: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

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The signs as Wikihow Article Titles

Aries: How to cope with having no friends

Taurus: 3 ways to join the mafia

Gemini: How to be a good telemarketer: 7 steps

Cancer: How to become a commercial pilot

Leo: How to wear orange lipstick

Virgo: How to make a baby laugh

Libra: How to model for Playboy

Scorpio: How to attract bats to your backyard

Sagittarius: How to fake your own death

Capricorn: How to pronounce ‘meme’

Aquarius: How to exorcise your house or dwelling

Pisces: How to breed beef cattle

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Zodiac Signs at the Grocery Store

Aries:  “What did I come here for? Whatever I want.”

Taurus: “I came here for 3 things… but that wine and chocolate though.”

Gemini: “Forget the bread I came here to listen to the soccer mom drama and the peach at check out.”

Cancer: “No you need this spice to make it just like my grandmother’s recipe.”

Leo: “Store brand? What are we savages?”

Virgo: “That is NOT on the list! Wait does that say two for one?”

Libra:  “But it says it’s a new flavor.”

Scorpio:  “I’m only here because I’m hungry… oh and I might have known my ex was going to be here.”

Sagittarius:  “Who has time to grocery shop?” *orders groceries online or delivery*

Capricorn:  “Did you say free samples?”

Aquarius:  “Befriending the deli guy opens your world to so many possibilities.”

Pisces:  *Overfills the basket, obviously needed a cart* “Crap”

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Hey My children, Here are compatibility charts because we don't answer them so just save the picture of your sign's chart PLEASE

Aries: 

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Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Quick Handy one for all signs:

(Here is a link to where all except the last screenshots come from)

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The Signs in Conversation

Aries: it's a two way street: you either get along or they can't stand you. your opinions better line up with theirs.

Taurus: will talk your ear off until they get bored, and then may complain a little.

Gemini: on and off. their mood changes fast and sometimes they care more than others, but they're there to talk when it means something.

Cancer: you tell them everything. like, they understand. they can't always relate but they're greaT listeners.

Leo: if you catch them at the right time, the conversation will leave you fulfilled. if not, it will be light and playful and make you smile.

Virgo: opinionated, will fight you when it's necessary. the one friend who you can take criticism from because it's always good-intentioned.

Libra: the one friend who hella understands. no matter what you're talking about, it's like they're on your side.

Scorpio: makes you open up. they have so many secrets that yours seem to fit right in.

Sagittarius: isn't always around to talk, but when you do it's like you never stopped and the conversations are always bomb.

Capricorn: someone is always rolling their eyes. they're good for serious talks and fun talks alike, but they're definitely not always interested.

Aquarius: so much fun. they have ideas and all the shit to say. playfully insults you a lot.

Pisces: literally nothing is serious. you're just constantly laughing at the dumb shit coming out of both your mouths.

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How the Signs Show their Attraction

ARIES: makes the first move directly

TAURUS: becomes possessive about you, presents, physical contact

GEMINI: teases you a lot

CANCER: emotionally open, you can see it in their eyes

LEO: tries to attract your attention, protective

VIRGO: shows manners, is gentle

LIBRA: wants to know everything about you

SCORPIO: jealous all the time, for no reason

SAGITTARIUS: talks to you spontaneously, jokes a lot

CAPRICORN: eye contact, being supportive

AQUARIUS: asks you out, hugs

PISCES: asks you a lot of questions

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Important Dates for the Signs in August - 2017

Z O D I A C G U I D E  / /  I G

Aries: 8, 19, 28

Taurus: 9, 11, 28

Gemini: 6, 19, 25

Cancer: 6, 26, 28

Leo: 4, 14, 20

Virgo: 4, 14, 21

Libra: 7, 16, 28

Scorpio: 6, 10, 24

Sagittarius: 5, 15, 29

Capricorn: 4, 10, 20

Aquarius: 6, 12, 20

Pisces: 5, 16, 22