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saddest 5-word story: i pissed in da toilet

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okay so it turns out the thing that makes me need to piss like crazy is getting wet with cold water. Source: got splashed on a sailboat with 2 people on it and nowhere to go and pissed myself. Like, thrice.

This happened like an hour ago

I just said I was squirming because of the cold but holy fuck was I about to lose it. I leaked when I stood up to adjust the main halyard from the bow but the way the water hit me (it splashed next to me and then collected into a puddle beneath me) it looks like I pissed myself already so if I had they wouldn't have noticed. I'm sure. I hope.

God the feeling of that warm trickle down my leg cutting through the ice cold lakewater. Once I leak I usually cannot stop it is a miracle I didn't piss myself then and there shivering like a wet dog. I was terrified. That little trickle went on for a while, too, not just a big spurt. Just slow enough to not be noticeable, but long enough that I was consciously aware of the fact that if I moved I'd probably lose control.

But if you want to sail you have to be moving, and even if I had the option to stay still, the wind was not on my side. The waves weren't dangerous, but they were enough to have the people usually cheering about waves a little bit afraid.

I on the other hand, was so afraid of a genuine accident I was prepared to go overboard and let go in the water. Unfortunately, the wind was so high that it wouldn't have been safe with the waves. So I just had to pray we cut through one that splashed enough water on everything that I could let go there and nobody would notice. That didn't happen, and even if it did, I am usually not very hydrated and the color would have been obvious.

I couldn't hold myself because it would have been embarrassing, and I could already tell that the other two had figured out something was wrong with me and let me just say. One thing about a piss kink is that it makes me TERRIFIED of genuine accidents. It feels like taboo.

And I've mentioned before here, I am a very, very squirmy person. That was turned up to 11. I was rocking back and forth, changing positions, clenching so hard, I kept saying I was just nervous and cold (I do have cold sensitivity. Fun fact: cold water getting poured on me makes me loose all bladder control or at least severely weaken it.)

Now, anybody who's been on a boat with a sail is familiar with tacking and jiving. We were going to tack, in high waves, with high wind, at high speed. Maybe this isn't always the case, but when we tack, it is ROUGH. The entire boat gets flung to the other direction, and it's a scramble to get from the now low side of the boat to the high side. You also have to duck so as not to get hit in the head by the boom (the horizontal bar under the main sail. It's called that because of the sound it makes when it hits you in the head.)

So, I panic. I have to duck, roll, and in my attempt to get from one side of the boat to the other we hit a wave and I lost all points of contact and I damn near pissed myself out of fear. Just another leak I somehow managed to stop. Though this time my pants were saturated and my legs weren't soaking wet, and my fears are proven, its a very notable yellow that looks nothing like water.

Fortunately, nobody saw because they were both too locked in. The person tacking was tacking solo (much easier with two people because you're handling both jib sheets) while the other person steered. Now, usually tacking is part of my job (and raising the sail. I love it.) But I think they figured something was wrong and wordlessly took over my job.

At this point, from the amount I let out, the pressure was a little bit lessened. I decided that if I'm going to piss myself it cannot be bright yellow. So... like a fucking dumbass, I down my water bottle. Now, I don't have a little tiny pathetic water bottle. The thing is huge. Obviously this was a horrible idea. It was fine for a little while, before the pressure shot up out of nowhere. It was so fast I made a sound. At this point, we had agreed that a storm was coming and we were headed back to the harbor.

I am fighting for my very life. The plan was to make my pee look less like pee and then just piss myself next time we took a big wave that brought water onto the ship, and now we're headed through the first break wall and into relatively calm waters. We wrap up the boat. I do what I can. And then I realize something: The tender.

The tender still has to pick us up and take us to the dock, since our keelboat is tied to a can. This means: Getting in a boat, and getting out of a boat, and a boat ride with someone I don't know, and the risk of them taking a detour to pick up other people nearby. I realize now that I could have just jumped in the water and said that I slipped trying to grab the can. I honestly don't know why I didn't do that.

The tender comes to pick us up. My mind is scrambling. I decide to put my water bottle up on the edge of the boat and knock it in "accidentally" so I have to dive and catch it and then just let go. My glorious friend whom I love so much says "I'll get it, you rest." and dives in before I can stop him.

He hands me my water. My pants are mostly dry. I do not have the "I sat in water which is why it looks like I pissed myself" excuse anymore. I can not risk letting any out. I jam my poor, poor water bottle between my thighs and CLENCH. Just a little longer. God please just a little longer. I'm going to explode at this point. It's honestly a little hot but I am mostly afraid.

I manage to get up onto the dock, and as I'm facing the dock and the last one off the boat I feel myself leak just a little bit. Just a slow trickle that isn't immediately obvious. I look down fearfully. Somehow my plan worked! It isn't neon yellow! It is still however, yellow.

And at this point, life decided to have mercy on me. Rain starts coming down. Hard. I am soaked through in a few seconds, still clinging to the ladder. Tender asks if I'm alright, I just make a joke about being tired and tell him to go pick up other people.

I am free. Nobody is looking at me, at least not directly. I am soaked through with rain. This is my only opening. I, clinging to the ladder, start to fully piss myself. And it SOUNDED like it. One thing I didn't anticipate is that rain and a massive stream of piss don't sound the same, so I had to force myself to slow down to mask it. I have an insanely large bladder, it went on for what felt like forever.

I realize that my friends are waiting and a little bit worried. They look over and ask if I'm doing okay, and I am both blessed and cursed with a number of ailments that randomly make me dizzy/weak/nauseous, and people assume it's that before anything else. I just say I got really dizzy and tell them to just let me hang out for a bit whilst desperately trying not to sound like I am actively pissing my pants.

Fortunately that little back and forth both covered the sound and gave me an excuse to stay where I was, so I dragged it out for a bit whilst trying my best to cut the stream, because at the rate I was going, it would take forever. I eventually did cut the stream! And now we get into act two of god why the fuck did I think that was a good idea.

My bladder is probably half empty. But now I am once again, cold and wet. As I stagger back to the docks, I start to leak again, this time much worse. It's not too noticeable because of the pouring rain, but if anybody was paying attention they could definitely tell.

We all agree to sit on towels for the car ride home, since we, in our hubris, did not bring a change of clothes. Now, there's not really a bathroom at the docks. It's a location, there's a building for the people who work there, but not really a public bathroom.

As soon as I stop the constant trickling, I wrap myself in the biggest, darkest towel we have like a tube and sit in the backseat. Everything is fine, bladder is probably mostly empty. Or so I thought. Then we hit a bump right outside my house! In the car and I lose almost everything. I was able to get more of the towel under myself in time so as not to piss all over my friend's car, but I definitely soaked through the towel a little bit.

Now, once I get dropped off, I take my things and the towel, go to my house, close the door behind me, and piss everything that was left in me on the floor. The puddle was honestly not that impressive which was almost embarrassing. I don't have a sense of smell so I have no idea if they could smell it or not, if they did they didn't say anything. The idea haunts me.

Anyway This is not proofread I am just. so fucking. oh my god. I need to share this.

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Get your ai piss content off my timeline I want poorly edited piss memes and shaky videos of people having accidents not chatgpt slop

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How I look at him after he calls me “baby”, “sweetheart” or “angel”

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Guys help I just wet myself and idk what to do

I'm in public at the beach and I've had to piss so often and I didn't pull my shorts aside in time and I got pee all over my pants

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I almost wet myself walking on the beach...thankfully I wore my shortest pair of shorts, so I could pull them aside easily to pee in the sand. I was so full after the bar that I wasn't sure if I'd be able to find a private spot or if I'd have to pull my panties to the side and potentially flash some people! Fortunately, I found a spot behind some bushes where I could empty my bladder in privacy! Not the most exciting picture, but this is the mark I left on the beach where I almost wet myself.

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Found this while out and about.....

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I don't use tumblr communities and prefer to stay anon, but I've just discovered your blog and scrolled it allll down. I hope peeing outdoors and chamber pots were more popular in omo community bc now it's mostly just like wet pants. But I love cocks and pussies on sight and I love strong streams hitting targets. Do you know about bourdalou?

Hey, thanks for the support!!!! I love bourdalous! It's so difficult to find content of it though! I love the shape and they're so pretty, if I ever got the chance I'd definitely get one. I loooove to see a really strong stream from a full bladder too!

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Have you ever tried peeing standing up?

This is something I need to try soon! I haven't done that in a very long time but I really need to do it again💦 👀

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Might just say fuck it and get a potty like this next time I go on a solo vacation....

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So, I'm working on a story about a man whose wife makes him pee in a small plastic training potty, and it made me wonder: would cock and balls get in the way of peeing in a training potty? Would that anatomy make it difficult to use a toilet like that? I keep thinking that his balls and his dick, if he had a big package, would get squished and have a hard time fitting into the bowl. Not to mention that it would probably spray everywhere.... or would someone with that anatomy sort of hover over it and try to aim their dick straight down as best they could? Chamber pots, training potties and bourdaloues are all designed for someone with afab anatomy to squat or sit on them, allowing all their pee to flow into the potty without making a mess, but I'm having a hard time finding any pictures or videos of guys to help me out with this.

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Friends Who Pee Together, a pool piss story

Hello everyone! I felt like I needed to tell you guys about a real experience I had a few weeks ago at a pool party with some friends.

Pool parties always seem to create some sort of pee scenario; maybe its the drinks, maybe its the splashing water, maybe a bit of both. We hadn't even been there for an hour when one of the girls I was sitting next to, let's call her Amy, looked up at me, giggled and said "is it bad that I'm already peeing in here?" Another girl shrieked and climbed out of the pool, while I stood speechless next to her and looked down, realizing she wasn't kidding. I could see a slight cloud of yellow seeping out of her bikini bottoms, dissipating into the pool and surrounding us. I was standing in her piss. I couldn't decide whether it was gross or hot. Her friend chastised her for peeing in the pool, telling her she shouldn't have said anything, but I couldn't get the image of the faint cloud of pee in the clear water out of my head.

A couple hours later and several drinks deeper, I was sitting beside of the pool beside Amy and another of our friends, let's call her Summer. I had realized a little earlier that none of us had gone inside to use the bathroom, and it was starting to affect Summer. Her legs were tightly crossed and her foot was jiggling. "Gotta pee, Summer?" Amy teased. "You have no idea, I'm about to burst!" Summer groaned. "I have to go too," I chimed in. I wasn't desperate but my need was becoming distracting, and the sounds of our other friends splashing in the pool wasn't helping. "Same," Amy said. She always has to pee. Summer stood up, scanning the backyard. "Come on, let's go behind the shed!" She said, bouncing up and down a little, legs still pressed together. Amy and I jumped up, and Summer took off running across the yard. "Wait!" I yelled, running after her but when Summer says she has to go, she can't wait. By the time Amy and I got behind the shed, Summer had already pulled her bikini down, squatted and was unleashing a strong, desperate stream onto the grass! Laughing, Amy and I squatted near her, and I realized I had to go worse than I thought, as wee began flowing out of me faster than I expected. My stream wasn't as strong as Summer's, and my pee went all over my butt and my thighs. I always have a hard time controlling my spray! Amy was crouching by a bush, her butt pressed low to the ground. I could hear a faint hiss and I saw a little river of pee forming in the grass, spreading away from her. I looked back up at Summer, and saw that she was still going! "God damn girl, you piss like a racehorse!" Amy exclaimed, and Summer laughed. "I told you guys I had to go! I thought I was going to burst!" I couldn't look away. She had no shame. Her torrential stream was still spraying the ground at full force, pussy fully out in the open. She can power piss like i couldn't believe! I had finished peeing but I remained squatting on the ground, letting the piss drip off my butt, surrounded by my urinating friends. Summer finally finished, bouncing her butt up and down a little to try to drip-dry a little. Amy and I pulled our bikinis up a moment later, giggling about the puddles we'd made. "I feel like I lost weight!" Summer said. "Girls who piss together, stay together." Amy replied, and we returned to the pool, ready to rejoin the party after our communal tinkle.

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Hey omo lovers! I have a question: how often do you use Tumblr communities? I've been thinking about making one about peeing outdoors and I wanted to see if anyone was interested! It would be about all things outdoor piss - hiking, camping, outdoor desperation, trying to hide in public, ect. Comment if you'd be interested in joining something like that! And if you know any piss kink communities, lmk! I'd love to join!

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bulge in boxers bulge in briefs bulge in panties ghhrhrghrghrghgr i wanna feel someones cock twitching over their underwear so bad

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Me this weekend....more on that later!

friends that pee together stay together 💛