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little………trash zone of horrors

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I hope this has been pointed out already, but I think it’s important for you to know that Doug from Our Flag Means Death is played by Tim Heidecker

who some of you might know better as…the Free Real Estate guy

but anyway, that’s not why I’m making this post.

this is why I’m making this post:

Doug, looking at the empty place in the family that Stede left behind:

you’re welcome

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Bitches be calling shit brainrot when actually it is a hyperfixation from their (previously) undiagnosed ADHD

It’s me, I’m bitches

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#Steven Grant:

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Oh My God she has a mountain dew pool

Since Queen’s battery acid pie looked the same as Beardsley’s games delight does that mean that Queen made a mountain dew pie?

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Since Queen’s battery acid pie looked the same as Beardsley’s games delight does that mean that Queen made a mountain dew pie?

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b99 short inspired by a post i saw

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"YOU'RE A WHAT NOW?"

in which jake peralta and amy santiago find out that rosa's a famous voice actor because he watched encanto with the family.

"hey ames? can you put on the movie while i get the snacks?" jake called from the kitchen.

"sure, babe!" amy called back.

jake grabbed bowls of chips and popcorn and set them on the coffee table. "hey maaaaccc, ready for the movie night?" mac giggled excitedly. "yeah! whoa, look, magic!" jake said, pointing at the t.v.

"wooooow" gasped mac, clapping his hands together.

onscreen, a young mirabel talks to her grandmother as they hear a story.

the scene continues to unfold as the time switches to the present. a fifteen year old mirabel madrigal wakes up and starts her day. "morning abuelo!" she says, grinning as she glides down the stairs.

a group of little kids pop up and ask her about her family.

then, mirabel breaks out into song.

"look, mac! what a nice house, right?" jake cooed, pointing mac's finger at the screen. mac nodded happily.

"she sounds familiar, don't you think?" asked amy.

"she does... hold on, i'm googling the cast."

the exact words he saw were ROSA and DIAZ.

"oh my god- amy oh my god!

"shush- mac can't hear the movie- but what?"

"that's rosa's voice."

"rosa? as in our rosa diaz rosa?" amy whisper-shouted, "oh my god!"

"i know!" jake whisper-shouted back. "rosa diaz! i'm calling her right now."

"at least wait until the movie ends, jake!"

"alright fine."

-

once the movie ended, jake immediately got up from the couch, knocking over the snack bowl. (he definitely cried). "i'll clean that up- just need to call rosa."

he tapped on her number and waited for a pick up. "hey rosa, why didn't you tell us you were famous? i watched the movie."

"what? no i'm not." rosa replied. "okay, fine. but you can't tell anyone."

"no way i'm not telling anyone!"

"i'll break your hip and slit your throat if you do."

"fine. i gotta go. bye, mirabel."

"bye- wait what?"

jake hung up and slid his phone back in his pocket.

-

the next day, jake walked out his door with a spring in his step. he planned to visit rosa. he called her phone. "hey, mirabel. wanna get some food with amy later?"

"don't call me that. but sure."

-

they sat at the cafe sipping coffee and eating. "so, how'd you get so famous?" amy asked.

"oh, not you too." rosa groaned, rolling her eyes. "if you must know, it's pure talent. do not tell anyone else at the precinct or my knife gets shoved up your nostril."

"do the voice! mac loves that movie. pleeeaaase?" jake asked.

"no."

"why noooooot?" jake whined. "he'll love it!"

"yeah, mirabel!" said amy with a smirk.

"for the last time- my name is not mirabel madrigal."

"i'll stop if you do the recording."

"fine."

rosa got her phone out and recorded herself. "hi, mac! remember me? it's mirabel. how are you? i'm doing great. bye!"

rosa clicks the trash can icon, and the recording disappears.

"nooooo! you just destroyed a national treasure!" jake cried. "don't pull a holt on me!"

"wait, what did holt do?" amy asked.

"he was hula hooping and deleted the picture that he showed me when he hurt his wrist."

"no way."

"yes way!"

"he didn't."

"i swear, he did!"

more "no way"s and "yes he did"s came out of amy and jake's mouths as rosa secretly recovered the recording and sent it to amy.

rosa: *recording attached* amy: oh my god, thanks rosa: do not send this anywhere else.

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Hello???

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I wish my eyes didn’t burn when I cried

It doesn’t make me want to stop crying.

In fact it makes me want to cry more to cry out the burn

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“Man nobody appreciates me :(“

BITCH YOU NEVER ASK FOR HELP!!

WHENEVER SOMEONE REACHES OUT YOU TURN THEM DOWNNNN

YOU MAKE THE WORLDS SNEAKIEST CRIES FOR HELP

LIKE WHERE WOULD THEY SEE YOURE NEEDING APPRECIATING???

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Ceramic Whales

Alexa Verg on Etsy

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I can keep secrets like a mofo because I will forget what you tell me :/

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

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I think I think I’m unworthy of love

I know Im loved and I feel loved in theory but never in practice and that leads me to feeling unloved and unappreciated.

I do not know if I just don’t know how to accept love of if deep down I’m not letting myself accept love.

My friends and parents say they love me and they do things to show they appreciate me but I just don’t feel loved really.

Perhaps I’ve misconstrued how it is to feel loved so that even if I do feel loved I just don’t recognize it

Or perhaps my mother has overloved me as she never was and now I’m too full of love to accept more.

But I also cannot get rid of this love she’s filled me with. For no matter how I express that I appreciate my friends and family I simply cannot empty my well of love to except theirs in return.

I don’t truly know what any of this means but I’m just a little sad and poetic today so this is what you get.

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i feel like i killed the little girl i used to be

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I feel like Jake finding out that Rosa is actually a famous voice actor because he watches Encanto with Mac would be a great B99 cold open.

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I feel like Jake finding out that Rosa is actually a famous voice actor because he watches Encanto with Mac would be a great B99 cold open.