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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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The walk of shame when you get 80% of the way through a cave only to turn around and walk all the way back out because you just can't stop dying.

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i picked up skyrim again and im going to dinner at a place called 'bloodchill cavarn' haha what nice people to invite a complete stranger :)

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#girlpower

I ran over Elon Musk with a Tesla, then backed up over him so I could apologize.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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Mood

Mr Gaiman, how would you describe your fashion sense?

Almost entirely absent.

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you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

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I started a new play through of Skyrim, focusing on not completing a single quest for as long as possible and somehow I pissed off the Darkbrotherhood

I dont know how I did this

I have taken no contract or if I did I def didn't fulfill it.

Ive killed four bitchass assassins already

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During Quarantine I have picked up playing my brother’s console and  starting all over was not great for me.

My friend had ALL the mods for me. My siblings refuse to give me ONE!

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WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!??!

the friend teaching me to play skyrim when he saw me rag dolling in a river with my two minute old horse dead next to me

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What is the point of books? I mean they’re worth 2 and you can’t read them and why?

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My First Horse

You guys have no idea how excited I was when I realized I had enough gold to buy my first horse. I’d only had one before and I stole it.

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12 hours thus far...

I am a level 21 Elf, can’t remember which one and my friend turned all like ALL his modes for me