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im usually #4 

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Good omens fandom hear me out: since Crowley is a snake, if aziraphale were to have an animal form imo it would HAVE to be a bunny. Bc by all appearances from the outside bunnies are cute and sweet, but once you get to know them they’re actually incredibly sassy and adorable little harbingers of chaos. Plus since they don’t usually make verbal noises, they usually communicate through subtle (or sometimes not so subtle) body language, which is right up Aziraphale’s alley

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Federal workers are going off.

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the way aziraphale is completely baffled by crowley’s voicemail when he calls his flat

“hello this is anthony crowley. you know what to do, do it with style.”

“i know who you are, you idiot. i telephoned you. listen—”

the way aziraphale has clearly never ONCE gotten crowley’s answering machine

what a fucking simp, running to the phone every time aziraphale calls. dork. i love him so much

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ok actually I just googled it and it was this dude?? His name is Kai I guess. He’s literally so unimportant to the two frozen movies that I forgot he existed but he has an entire backstory on his very own fan wiki. Shits crazy

this might be a dumb question but in the 2 years between Anna and Elsa’s parents dying and Elsa’s coronation, who was ruling the country? It couldn’t have been Anna because she and Elsa were both too young, but they never give an alternative answer so like… what are we supposed to assume?

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this might be a dumb question but in the 2 years between Anna and Elsa’s parents dying and Elsa’s coronation, who was ruling the country? It couldn’t have been Anna because she and Elsa were both too young, but they never give an alternative answer so like… what are we supposed to assume?

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Yes you can write your fantasy world to not have homophobia but you can also write it to have different, more interesting types of homophobia.

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me normally: I fucking hate America, you’ll never catch me acting like we’re better than anyone else

me after taking a sip of French “lemonade” and realizing it’s literally just lemon juice and water:

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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"Dragon, I've come to slay you!" Confused, you look at the unarmored child pointing a wooden sword at you.

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I’m studying abroad rn in France and they had to warn us multiple times to be fuckin careful bc burning out from listening to your second language for too long is so easy. The problem is that until you reach fluency (and for a lot of ppl even after that), you have to actively listen in a way you don’t usually for your native language. Which takes a lot more energy than you normally use on a daily basis. So yeah, immersion is a great way to learn a new language but don’t feel bad about pacing yourself. Shits hard

When you first learn that it takes about 1500 to 2000 hours of comprehensible input to git gud at listening to a language it’s tempting to do the math and go “oh if I listen to stuff in Spanish for 5 hours a day I’ll be done in a year. Easy.”

And. Then you actually try listening to Spanish for 5 hours in one day and you pass out in hour 2

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hey, don’t cry. Take some potatoes, peel and slice into thin pieces, sear in pan on med-high heat with butter, salt, pepper, garlic powder, paprika for about 5 minutes, turn heat to medium and let simmer for 5-10 minutes, ok?

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I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.

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incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

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Angel meet & greet 😇

Based on this (Because Aziraphale and Crowley ARE Miss Piggy and Kermit and I’m tired of pretending that they are not)

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine