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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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just know that if you ever see me reblog the same post three to four times in a row on here it’s just because I’m wildly incompetent

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one thing I find sad in regards to kids today is that due to everyone being paranoid, the lack of public spaces available, and the fact that many millennial parents can’t afford a house, kids these days just have no way to be outside or in nature. I know this post essentially amounts to a “kids these days/society these days” type thing, but I legitimately spent so most of my free time as a kid outside. And it was fun! Some of my best memories come from just being outside, or getting the chance to interact with nature. Between my family being fortunate enough to have a house with a yard, and the fact that my school was well-funded enough to do several outdoor programs, I got to form a connection with the world outside my house. And I’m worried kids today might miss out on that. Anyway this is random but like, guys can we bring back having parks you can take kids to? And having houses affordable enough to let families live in? For the sake of children getting to just exist outside??

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my friends and I had a similar thing, we had a specific call that was literally just a screech. We came up with it while we were on a school camping trip on this little island. The island was large enough to not be able to see each other on opposite sides of it but JUST small enough that we could hear each other screeching. It was amazing

For reasons known only to adolescent girls my friend Kate and I started communicating with extremely loud calls of, “Ka-kaw!” at some point during high school.

When trying to locate each other on the quad in lieu of cell phones we made do with good old fashioned screeching. The first call was always a lower tone. When one of us heard the cry we’d immediately echo it back at a higher pitch like dinosaurs playing Marco Polo.

This was probably obnoxious for all our classmates but man did we zero in on each other right quick. It was great. I never had to look for her in a huge crowd I just had to unleash my lack of social decorum in sonic waves. My only defense was that we only used it for out of doors. We weren’t monsters.

It served us extremely well the one time we went skiing together. She was a newer skier and got off the ski lift before I did after a stroke of bad luck and poor planning on our parts. By the time I had my skis on the snow I couldn’t see her. Worried, I took off down the mountain, not spotting her.

I planted my skis when I realized I must have passed her somehow. She couldn’t have made the same time as me. I threw my head back and shrieked, “Ka-kaw!!”

The sound cut across the cold thin air, sharp and carrying. To my delight and the surprise of several snowboarders going past me there was an answering “Ka-kaw!!!” from further up the mountain, reverberating joyously.

I’ve had this turkey post pinged several times, I can only say that I’m glad my friend and I aren’t the only bird girls out there.

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is tumblr trying...to seduce me?

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My dear friend @hopelesslysleepy wrote a stinkin‘ cute one shot for Halloween, and of course I couldn’t resist drawing a little illustration for it ❤��

Go and read Paws and Portents and leave her some love ❤️

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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just bought something off Etsy for the first time and like,,, why did no other human being, including the website designers themselves, tell me that the website straight up doesn’t ask for your address and you gotta sort that shit out yourself??? Like holy shit I feel like an idiot for not noticing until after the purchase but also that feels like it straight up shouldn’t be allowed

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The most flirtatious Logie Bear variant did use those words to mean whatever Wade wanted them to mean