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Where There’s a Will There’s a War truly a diabolical episode. Undeniably evil. You’re telling me that BJ Hunnicutt went to get a haircut and a manicure, comes home to find Hawkeye’s gone to the front and spends the next like 48 hours freaking out until he RECOGNIZES HAWKEYE’S STITCHING ON A PATIENT and then demands kisses as soon as Hawkeye comes home????? And I’m supposed to do NOTHING with this!!!!!!!

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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can we ask about ur family's curse

according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"

which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21

so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff

until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer

which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao

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SO MANY of you asked for it, so here it is✨ Crowley's version~😺🖤 (you're not ready for the ESSENTIALS down below🤭)

Introducing: Crowley (cat). I imagined him as a stray, who walks at your door after you adopted Azi and, suddenly, you find yourself with two cats in the house✨

Crowley's Essentials (other than Aziraphale)✨ he's very needy~~

ps. can we just take a moment to consider a potential future as a pet supplies designer? I mean, look at the BENTLEY.

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Should I draw more of them? let me know~~

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if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

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Hello so i hope this isn't to much of a bother I saw your post and can you do a doodle just with aziraphale or crowley I'm fine with either holding a kitten I hope this isn't to vague I just like the idea of either of them holding a kitten cause I like kittens and I like good omens sorry if this is awkward I'm not the best at typing stuff out but either way I'm hoping your doing well and have a amazing day or night :)

thank you so much for your request! i got carried away a bit though lol

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Me and billions of other humans every single day for thousands of years: hmmmm, this food doesn’t taste very good. Let me pour a bunch of leaves and rocks on it to make it better

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Me and billions of other humans every single day for thousands of years: hmmmm, this food doesn’t taste very good. Let me pour a bunch of leaves and rocks on it to make it better

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tmw it’s 3am and you’re tired and really should sleep but adhd brain just gave you an idea for a fun new project that you have to do right this second 😐

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Can’t offer much but a bunny kiss for our American friends

From your friendly downstairs 🇲🇽 neighbor Matcha

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my beautiful children who are the same age as me

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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with apologies to the non spanish speakers