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First computer drawing in forever, just a warm up I did a few days ago.

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Going to make an updated post here eventually, but not tonight. But I deleted the cara app, I didn't give it enough attention. And I'm updating the carrd to add bluesky and a YouTube.

Important post (Carrd and Cara: two different things)

Hi. So I barely post any of my actual stuff here. In fact, I barley post on anything. Will this change? Probably not. But hopefully this will be a little helpful.

I made a carrd website. This has all my available socials all in one page- including this one. Here you go: https:/beeskneecaps.carrd.co/

Another thing: I made a Cara account. https://cara.app/bees-kneecaps

I am chronically on instagram (that's where about all of my available posts are)- which on itself is a shitty app. It's parent company Meta/Facebook is progressively getting worse with more AI getting worked in (using posts to train its AI without users' consent). I've been seeing a lot of the artists I follow make accounts there, so I followed suit. It operates a lot like twitter, and somehow reminds me of a extremely vamped up deviantart (I know longer have one, those days are long behind me.) I like it so far- the app is still in beta but I have high hopes for it.

Anyway, thank you for reading. I'll put some more posts on here.

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Setting up a bluesky, had to make a whole new email but hey I've been meaning to do that anyway. Made me realize that I forgot to update this place as per usual

Age is accurately reflected here now

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This was very fun

civic duty

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First of all - HOLY FUCK I DIDNT KNOW THE SONG- FI N A L L Y

amd second of all: hell yeah I’m dating Zendaya

Q and Zendaya singing Beethoven’s Ninth to each other at the dining table.

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Yearly post where I change my age on my bio once again. This time I’m 20

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There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

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So my family’s setting a program up. And there’s an app for it. So I ask my sister “what’s the program called so I can download it?”

“Hold on a minute I’ll show it to you.”

“Bitch just tell me what it’s called.” I say, annoyed because to me saying it seems to be so much easier and seems like less work to just say the thing out loud. Key word is seems.

A 2 minutes later she goes to me and tells me what it’s called.

Queue my sensory processing issues “What.”

So, if you’re reading this Z, hi I’m sorry

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Happy 2016 y’all

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He’s my favorite character in Dragon Ball like ever-

I could write a whole entire 20-page paper on why Yamcha is actually a good character who unfortunately gets a lot of flack from the writers and from the fandom and, contrary to popular belief, is not a cheater.  In addition to how his relationship with Bulma was very toxic and unhealthy.

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My mommy doesn’t have a spleen! :D

wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Sometimes when my girlfriend goes in for a kiss I deliberately sabotage it to get more kisses. They won’t stop kissing me until they get a satisfactory kiss, so if I pull away slightly so it’s too light or tilt my head enough they’ll sit there repeatedly kissing me.

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To Any Who’s A Fan of Yamcha And Would Wishe to See DB Fan Comics that Does Him Well Here a Few I HIGHLY Recommend.

DBZ ElseWhere Centers Around Him as the Main Character. It Takes Place Long After the Events of The Cell Arc and the coming of Majin Buu Where Yamcha finds himself lost at a crossroads in his life. Thrust back into his mysterious past, Yamcha is forced into a position where he must face his fears, failures, duties, and the culmination of the myths and legends of the Dragonball universe. I Personally HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT; It’s Really Great Comic That Take the Character in a New Light + Show How Well He Works as a Main Character

The Other Is DB BloodLines Where he’s Not the Main Focus of the Story with it Mainly Centering Around Goten and Trunks Becoming Heros It Has Where He’s Becomes Goten Master and Has Gain Really Powerful as a Fighter(there More too Him in the Comic But I Rather Not Spoil Yet)

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i tried to redraw this ai generated vegeta image but i developed self respect and stopped in the middle of it

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My boy Yamcha is gender goals

ok so you are telling me that Toriyama made a super strong kid,a flying cat that can transform,a pig that talk and is a pervet and a 16 y/o bandit and the only thing he thought was putting them in dresses (Thanks Toriyama you were a genius)