beelzebubskitchen

[beelzebubskitchen]

He’s finally home <3

The drops on this devil’s flowers were killing me but I made it 😭

Welcome my love 🖤 I’ll take good care of you

[beelzebubskitchen]

Everyone judging me because I play that ‘children’s’ game.

Me: well, just got laid by Lucifer 🤷🏼‍♀️ say whatever you like

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Me during chapter 19 & 20:

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Here are the ones that also should’ve been kissed.

[beelzebubskitchen]

I feel stupid now I’m sorry!! My eyes read the request headcanons and scenarios but not the closed part! Again I’m really sorry and I hope you can forgive me... 🥺

No need to panic darling 💕 it’s all right!

That happens to all of us at some point ☺️ Besides, my queue with the previous requests is not working either and I still didn’t have any time to fix this. So there’s a high chance you’re request might be included after I’m done with all of the others and finally posted them. You’re not the only one who sent me an ask after I closed my inbox. I’m not getting mad about it 🖤

I’m trying to get back as soon as possible but RL and my health won’t allow it atm. I’ll definitely be back tough!

Love you all lots 💞

[beelzebubskitchen]

I want more art done by this artist. Seriously, who’s this daddy Lucifer and where can I meet him?

Please dress properly, this is illegal. It’s dangerous for my heart and I’m not even a Lucifer fan.

[beelzebubskitchen]

I would share my thoughts but, to be honest, you summarize them up pretty well. It seems we have the same mindset on this subject 🤣🤣 And about the timeline thing... I think we are going to stay where we are. Barbatos said "I can select from any number of different potential realities and make any of them into the sole reality." So he just make the dead us disappear, "delete" the timeline from we came from and make the new one the "main" one. (1)

Thank you ☺️

I also think - now - that we’re going to stay in this reality which still doesn’t sit right with me _(:3」z)_ I could lament about this for ages xD I also said it in an earlier post that I don’t understand Barbatos role if he is really that over powered. How could someone with such power be a mere butler to a Demon Lord? That doesn’t make any sense. He could put the MC, the brothers, Diavolo, basically everyone into an endless loop to achieve the best possible outcome of his own personal interest. As he’s also able to merge different realities there are no boundaries for him. Heck, he could even go back and make sure Lilith stays alive if he wanted to. As you said, there are no consequences to an act, not to the MC’s and not to anyone else’s if you think about it. I mean it’s a different matter if Barbatos is willing to listen to your pleas in case you screw up - which I doubt - but in theory nothing matters at all. If I don’t stop here this is gonna end into an endless ramble xD

Yes, luckily we can indulge in our own sweet version of this games setting which is quite pleasing ☺️

[beelzebubskitchen]

Beel speaks the language of gods. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Indeed he does 🧡

Food is always a good idea and he created a language of eating 🙏 I sound like such a foodie but honestly it’s cute!

[beelzebubskitchen]

Spoiler for ch. 17 & 18

Here are my thoughts on the new lessons and everyone who saw my post yesterday might be already aware that I’m not happy about the plot. Not at all. I was really hoping, and I tiny piece of me still does, that we’re still trapped inside the other reality as a part of Diavolo’s test. Correct me if I’m wrong but he didn’t lose a single word about it ever since we were reunited with all of the brothers and I think that’s strange.

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love Belphie. He’s in my top three but I do not appreciate the story writing at all. Excuse me but you just choked another version of me to death and now we’re all good? You want to protect me and you’re sorry for what happened? Ehh well... you might be but I am not? Apparently the MC is which is another think that rubs me the wrong way but I’ll get to that later. I loved Belphegor in the beginning because to me he was relatable, yes all his hatred towards humanity, I got that and felt it. It might not be the most logical conclusion given the circumstances of Lilith’s “death” but from Belphie’s point of view I thought it was totally reasonable. All of a sudden now though, just because you’re Lilith’s descendant, a human and they revealed that she lived a good life amongst her dear humans he’s reformed? Well, that was easy. Also what I got from the messages he’s super contradictory. During the story he’s nice and docile but when he messages you he demands you to do stuff for him. Nope, I’m not your maid get your ass up here and do it yourself??? Although I feel this is much closer to the original Belphie than the one who made a pact with you in the end.

Back to the MC. I simply cannot understand why they’re such a goody two shoes. Everyone tried to kill them, one actually did, Diavolo is such a tyrant that he keeps them in the Devildom even though they can express the wish to go home (which for me indicates that they really might want to go home) and they just move on like nothing is wrong. Being a bridge for the brothers... excuse me, where’s my bridge? Why is the player always opting to help the brothers, that’s so unrealistic. The brothers weren’t exactly happy when they came to the Devildom (yes, Levi said that and it’s true) so why is the player their stepping stone now? Sorry, but I don’t get it. Same as I don’t get why everyone is so super friendly to them. Mammon was right when he said that’s absolutely not how demons should behave. All of this might sound like I wanted the MC to be treated like shit, it’s not, but please give me some more realistic behavior on both ends.

On to my highlights of the last two chapters:

• Simeon calling Lucifer Lucy (I’ve been doing the whole time and I’m so happy it’s canon)

• Mammon canonnly being so bold as to steal stuff out of every room in the House of Lamentation (what’s wrong with you and why do I still love you? 🤣)

• Satan and Belphie having real messed up thoughts about Lucifer and Diavolo

• Mammon actually having a tail?! I switched languages just in case it might be a translation error but no! The Japanese also says “tail” 😱

Yes, those are my thoughts on the matter 🧡 As always you’re welcome to have your own opinion and I’d be more than happy if you’d like to share it with me!

[beelzebubskitchen]

I’m almost done with the new lessons and I have so much to say!

But the most important thing is, how is there a language I don’t know about yet?

Beel, please teach me 🧡

[beelzebubskitchen]

This is my Obey Me! moment of the day 😂

I need to play through the new lessons. Shout out to the time difference they always release in the middle of the night for me 🙄

[beelzebubskitchen]

I was craving some Mammon and I couldn’t hold myself back. I love how my friend did comment this with “He didn’t deserve your writing but it was very pleasant to read” 😂😂😂 So I hope you cuties will enjoy it as well!  Greetings from the kitchen, Beel just stole my cupcake! 🧁

[Mammon x reader] [word count: 956] 

Your fuse, today it was short. Feeling too hot, the air was too sticky and you were bothered by the sheer number of people flooding the club. By god bothered was an utter understatement. 

Vexed your eyes scanned the room for Mammon. The greedy bastard who dragged you here because you needed to visit this new club with the great Mammon, it was such an honor. Honor my ass, you thought while sipping on your drink. He planned to use you as an excuse, a human shield in case some of his witch girls showed up. This sorry plan was doomed from the beginning so why did you even roll with it? You hated your guts for having such a soft spot for some prick like Mammon. But the heart wants what it wants, right? 

Bingo.

Dipshit Mammon was hogged by at least six or seven of his witches in the club’s enclosed sitting area. Seriously. Was he really stupid? Or did he maybe enjoy playing the escort because honestly, that’s how it looked. 

Bizarrely this sight left you with a bitter taste. He consistently claimed that he was your first and your eyes should only know him. Why was he so dense when it was the other way around. 

Nasty, the knot inside your stomach was really, really nasty covering your body in a malice that didn’t need any magic. 

What kind of game are you playing, darling? 

Did he really think you would just wait around? Oh no, you didn’t have all night and day for him to come up. 

The glass slightly cracked as you rammed it onto the table in front of you. Whatever. Setting foot on the dance floor the crowd parted wherever you drifted. Demons and other creatures of the underworld must be really sensitive to impure feelings and right now you were brimming, filled with a cocktail of anger and irritation. 

Step by step, your eyes never lost focus. The Avatar of Greed was busy chatting away with his girlfriends.Tsk. Expression speaking volumes you knew how to distinguish a real smile from a plastic one, a distressed laugh from a genuine one. He had given them all to you shown his true colours more than enough, even the ugly and the wicked ones. Crazy but you shamelessly went with every side he showed you playing accomplice no matter how stupid the plan was. If he really thought you would just give a damn and ignore it when he abandoned you for those wenches then boy got you all misunderstood. No one as haywire as you would come around, no one to match his pace and you were just so tired of waiting. Graciously you would offer him this one time chance now. 

Can’t you recognize a good thing? 

Breeching their circle, you caught their attention immediately invisible daggers goring you. Your gaze never faltered, though. Why care for some gravel? 

Instead, you casually threaded one hand through your hair, sweeping it backwards while enjoying the view of Mammon’s displayed emotions. He was kind of adorable when he was panicking. 

Ignoring the poisonous hisses you went straight up to your target. The blueish golden sea observing you bore a storm the moment your thigh pressed against his. The cushion shifted with your added weight. It was a bold move draping yourself over his lap but with Mammon there was a need of drastic measures, always. 

The great unfathomable Mammon was at loss. At loss for words, at loss about the situation, at loss about where to place his hands. The moment he short-circuited, you saw it and it drove you over the edge knowing that you had so much power over him. It gave you an insane feeling of smug self-satisfaction, but you wanted more. Stopping now would be such a waste. 

Your thumb pressed against his lower lip barely slipping inside while your other hand found shelter grabbing the back of his unruly mane. Mammon’s breath hitched audibly and you feasted on his vulnerable expression giving way to your vixen side. 

No, there would never be anyone as reckless as you. 

Mind thriving on the idea that he could be all yours your lips found his melting into a perfectly sweet kiss. Who was the greedy one now? 

Sweet was cute but not enough. Not enough to compensate for what he had dragged you through, not enough to fully discount the presence of these stupid witches around you. 

You pulled away licking your lips while eyeing Mammon carefully. 

I got you this chance, tell me what you’re going to do with it. 

There was no need to ask Mammon twice as your actions had not only sparked, no, they had lit a fire inside him. He was, after all, one of the rulers of the Devildom, he was greed himself and he was greedy on keeping what you had offered him. While his playful, childish carefree and clumsy demeanor often masked that he held true power, he would not share you with anyone nor let anyone dare to insult you. 

His arms felt hot and rough as they grasped your hips hauling you closer and his voice dropped sounding huskier and angrier as you had ever heard it before when he growled a “Shut up!” at those bitches. The most thrilling part, however, was the way he kissed you; biting your lip, hungrily begging for entrance. Giddy hot pleasure pulsed through your body, letting it shiver in the need of more. 

The world around you melting away you only felt Mammon. His taste on your tongue, his hands roaming your body and the delight that the great Mammon was all yours now, his cosmos only focused on you. 

[beelzebubskitchen]

Your bed sharing headcanons are so cute!!!! I'm so excited to see more of your writing aaaaah!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (Red hearts from Beel!)

My sweet Love 💖I am so sorry to tell you (well actually only sorry for myself xD) that those headcanons are not mine. I only reblogged them because we’re sharing the same opinion, they’re super cute! .///////. 

They’re written by @lord-diavolo-is-watching one of my favorite Obey Me! blogs, so please go and follow them! ✨

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[beelzebubskitchen]

My boy <3

Thank you for making this 🙏

BEELZEBUB::.

The Avatar of Gluttony. A demon who eats all of his feelings.

01. The Blossoming Beelzebub || Dir En Grey 02. Hungry like the Wolf || Twiztid feat. Jimmy Urine 03. Hunger || Of Monsters and Men 04. DEVIL || Shinedown 05. sugar honey ice & tea || Bring Me the Horizon 06. Let Me Live / Let Me Die || Des Rocs 07. Pressure || Muse 08. Push It || Static-X 09. Brother || Saul 10. Guilty || Gravity Kills 11. Discipline || Lucifer’s Aid 12. Empty with You || The Used 13. BURGER RAIN! || The Aquabats!

The sixth in the rock-aligned/darker playlists. Click the name to be taken to a Spotify playlist!

Yes, I know I always make that one exception.

Explanation/thought process below the cut ~

Afficher davantage

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"Otherwise - and I’m sorry to say this - it’s just bad plot writing" Say it louder for the people in the back!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I also love Obey Me but we have to admit that there are some scenes that are just too weird.

Thanks Love 😂

I’m gonna repeat myself if I have to and I’m not going back on this statement. I mean it’s my own opinion (and obviously yours as well) and everyone is free to think what they want but I agree with you. Some of the scenes are super weird or let’s call it peculiar. Sometimes I really question the MCs sanity but again I just dump it onto the “we need this for the setting” pile. This would be super hilarious though. Like 100% over the top... for me at least.

I mean I got used to Levi’s way of Yoda-speaking which in the beginning I thought was a bug xD but I wouldn’t accept this level of oddity. It would also be super sad because I loved this game even though I’m usually playing otome games and not card driven RPG games. The plot often ends up being weird and that wasn’t the case for Obey Me! which got me so interested and invested in it. So overall it would really sadden me if this was the ‘real’ plot.

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The last Belphie scenario? Same here. Like, I can't understand how everyone in the game are all so chilled after the ending of part 16. Like: That demon killed me. And now I have to live under the same rooftop as him. And you expect me to be all friendly/fangirl for him??? If this were real life, I would always run away if I had to be alone with him in the same room. Fuck the middle in the night trips to the kitchen for snacks.

This is what I had in mind when I wrote this scenario. Thanks for sharing your opinion ✨

I also think that - story wise - it’s super strange how everything is fine and they’re all happy hippo friends... as in sorry your brother didn’t just choke me to death??? No matter how much of an angel is still in my genes and no matter how much magic in this world exists I would be so freaked out! Diavolo. Send. Me. Home. ASAP. Or I’m gonna go ape shit on you. Personally, I always thought it’s strange how the MC in this game is still super chill even after basically every of the brothers tried to kill her but I wrote it off as being necessary for the whole setting with demons being something that is usually scary. I completely agree though that this situation is absolutely nuts and ridiculous. That’s why I still hope that this scene is still part of this different reality Barbatos send them in. Otherwise - and I’m sorry to say this - it’s just bad plot writing and I don’t want that because I’ve grown fond of Obey Me!

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belphie/mc 24, in reference to events from ch 15-16? (Sent #15 in prompt list before, pls ignore that one)

My dear Darling 💕 I hope this will be to your liking ✨ I apologize in advance for the angst 🙈Plus, someone else sent in a request with #15 so we will get to that as well! 

Greetings from Beel’s kitchen 🍔

Kissed by Medusa you stood there again, back straight as a rod trying to suppress the tremors rising from the depths of your core. 

It was easy to ignore this unnerving feeling while being together with all the brothers but being alone with Belphegor made you hyperfocused. His presence was all too much, too overwhelming. The fear rising from within was sending your mind down a spiral staircase, it made you nauseous. 

Over and over again you told yourself that it was an unnecessary feeling. Belphegor had made it up to you; he did apologize and from the way his eyes shimmered you knew it was sincere. 

Still, your face was pallid drained of every colour while he watched you carefully from the other side of the kitchen counter. Nervously you tried to avert your eyes avoiding his gaze. 

Was fate trying to trick you? 

Running into him in the middle of the night seemed so impossible before. You had maybe expected to find Beel rummaging through the fridge but not his twin. 

Air tense it was dead silent only the electric whirrs of some kitchen appliances cut the atmosphere. 

Belphegor raised one hand trying to call your name. You flinched. 

Subliminal but still vivid the feeling of being suffocated by this demon dominated your body. Like tiny shards it reflected in your mind imprinted in your consciousness until the day you would die. 

He stopped mid-movement eyeing you warily. Belphie did have a hunch before. It made him sad. Interactions between the two of you were brief, courteously and impersonal. Your smile lacked the warmth it held for his brothers. Those feelings stirring inside him he did not understand them. He did not know why he wanted you to smile at him with the same affection his brothers received, why he hated it when you backed away in his presence. Yet, he knew one thing for sure. 

Pulled by translucent strings he inched closer. Your back hit a shelve making the jars on top clink together tone shrilling in your ears. 

“Please,” his voice was a silent plea “don’t be afraid of me.” 

You tried, you really tried but he cornered you. It was hard to breathe. Belphegor was close, too close. Tears pricked the corners of your eyes your heart thrummed furiously inside your chest. 

“I’m.. I’m sorry, so sorry,” you found his eyes small droplets glittering down your cheeks “but I can’t.”