Maker of things/Rifle Toting Slut/ Slightly Older Than "The Princess Bride"
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#txt#you're legit and straightforward#I know what I'm getting even if I don't know exactly what you're going to say
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I don't want to cite my references. I want a puppet rat to pop up from the bottom of the screen holding a sign saying "It's True!"
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whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES
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The purpose of life is to touch your partner's tummy. everything else is just bourgeois moralism.
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Timothy Olyphant as Kirsh in Alien: Earth — 1.04 "Observation"
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[shows up a few years late with this bad boy]
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Folk music is the most human creation to ever exist and I believe it is a form of magic
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these youtuber apologies keep getting less and less genuine but at least they addressed it ig🤷♀️
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