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Sexy Puppet Tournament Round 3 AUDREY II vs CROW T ROBOT

Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)

Crow T Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

If this were a physical fight, I know exactly who would win. But it's not! It's a sexiness fight, one in which Tumblr will finally be forced to choose between its love for horrifying monsters and its love for freaky little twink things.

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Personal plushie

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I appreciate that you used Uncle Deadly's full name.

Sexy Puppet Tournament Round 3 SKEKSIS vs UNCLE DEADLY

Skeksis (entire species, The Dark Crystal)

Uncle Deadly (The Muppets)

Despite their strange appearances, it seems both these reptilian oddballs have entered the final four. Do I sense that Tumblr users have a type?

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Reminder.

This is what the shooter looks like.

Gray jacket. Light gray backpack.

This is what the apparent suspect looked like the same day at Starbucks.

Green/brown jacket and black back pack

Notice lack of unibrow.

Luigi day of arrest.

Unibrow present and stubble on face/neck.

Why is this important? Because Starbucks guy doesn't have those.

Which leads me to perp walk luigi.

"Oh they must have a great barber lmaooo" no. Stop joking for a second. No one gets this treatment so why him? Because they are trying to make him look like the Starbucks perp. They think we are dumb and will forget shooter Mcgee doesn't look anything like Starbuck boy.

Luigi said evidence was planted on him like the gun and the manifesto.

I believe this because the manifesto praises the efforts of the policemen on like page one. Like they couldn't even not suck their own dicks for 3 seconds to plant compelling evidence.

Do not let these people fool you. Luigi did not do this. Even though it's funny, even though he's hot even though <insert myriad of excuses I've heard here>. Do not let them get away with brainwashing you into believing he did it even if you agree with what happened.

I'm pro UHC shooter.

I'm pro luigi being released because hes innocent.

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i almost forgot to post ghis. oops. collect my calf1sh yuri

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Metal Angel (TurboGrafx CD) (1993)

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Boeing allegedly killed multiple guys actually.

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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Wait until you find out yellow isn't real either.

Go shine blue and yellow light together.

on what fucking colour wheel

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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Also the fact they've already been caught lying planting evidence and framing people so many times before.

Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

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Yuri shirt. Shirt with yuri on it. On my boobs. My yuri boobs.

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There are so many possible clown innuendo I'm a little disappointed that's what you went with.

should clown cock be called clock

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

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little comic about their trip to london (agent stone and shadow) in the sonic movie

… this definitely happened in the movie it’s a deleted scene im so serious <— hoping so badly

EDIT: LEE MAJDOUB SAW THIS POST ON TWITTER IM GONNA EXPLODE

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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