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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
#sorry this is why he beat kendrick for the grammy that one time 😔#damn okay i had to fact check myself and Gemini came out after The Heist so#but!! but!#the two bagels line was beforehand and that's the best one imo#so i maintain my point
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You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.
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Trying to offset the lingering nerves from buying a car by playing Mario party
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#okay real talk this is why i cant be an editor#i talk (and write) in insane long never-ending ever-specifying nonsense strings#and tend to insist others do so as well#my writing voice? long
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More comic practice. Credit to @reyneluvirith for the scenario
#goddddd#felix's face gets me every time#he's just like 'are you people not seeing this?? are you not witnessing this man??'#and everyone else is like 'oh dimitri is fine he's just a silly little guy'#and when he goes Joker Mode everyone is like 'oh no! how could this happen!'#truly Felix is the Candace of the Blue Lions
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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc
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In case you need a costume idea for tomorrow…
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Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay
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they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me
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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock
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#my marriage 🤗#except pickles shouldnt even touch my food because they are Wet and will destroy the rest of the food with their Slop Juice
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Where oh where could I have gotten the flu? Was it the water park full of people, the mall full of people, the zoo full of people.......
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