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who let biologists play dnd
#COMPROMISE: they can turn into coral but only one (1) polyp#or assuming this is a generic medieval fantasy setting they could just use period-accurate understanding of what 'animals' and 'plants' are#so coral & kelp are plants
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now WHY in the fresh hell is the commuter's lot packed with student housing cars :////
#either the construction equipment they're pretending are snow plows need to pick up the pace#or everyone's shitty fucking boyfriends need to go home NEOW#🍋🟩
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spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix
as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)
#sweettalon#i like the enviromental storytelling of getting a v cutsey name as a kit only to earn talon as a warrior#wc
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If you could be any kind of door, what would it be?
SEVERANCE 2.02 | Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig
#severance spoilers#finally watched s1 & whats out of s2 and 🫵🫵🫵michigan mentioned❗️❗️❗️#there's apparently other grand rapids but MI is the biggest I think? Kier's state-district-thing is made up so it can be anywhere atp#also it's really funny watching scenes with the baby in it since they're clearly [understandably] using a doll for 90% of them
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WAIT I might know where my old pair might be Quest Postponed
okay fiiiine making myself go buy snowboots instead of doing nothing for the next 2.25 hours
#I both just don't feel like it but also I haaate how expensive footwear and shit is rn so we'll see!#🍋🟩#mudboots suck shit in the snow and the plastic outer layer recently cracked so. not unwarrented!#but stillllllllllll
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okay fiiiine making myself go buy snowboots instead of doing nothing for the next 2.25 hours
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hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day
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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
#celery and BLT LETS GOOOOO#celery is fine as an ingredient but I hate the strings when its raw :/#blt on the other hand i am set for LIFE
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look ok. let me just put it in simple terms
#no kidding like. I'd say the same thing if I could communicate with an ant#especially since he assumes you're there for enlightenment/spiritual reasons#rainworld
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"marcille only plays animal crossing uwu" no the fuck she doesnt. marcille has 6000 hours on XCOM 2. marcille is calculating mathematically perfect and deeply sadistic elden ring PVP builds. marcille is creating cronenbergs in spore
#dunmesh#especially acnh - using personal experience to say she'd get rlly into planning out and grinding an island for a few weeks before#dropping it for 2 years before restarting like 'it'll be so much more efficient/fun this time!' but no this game just sucks
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hear me out wheel
step 1: spin the wheel step 2:
i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun
#mufassa lion king#meeeeh yeah no he's only a hear me out when someone's scared of being called a furry
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this has been said many times but it’s awesome that tumblr badges have entirely replicated the blue checkmark = dominant opinion of society clown association from twitter
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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
#all that just to get the 1930s#probs should've picked top option but went with the 2nd highest just bc the 30s technically had. like.#The Same Language and Electricity#besides that I'm biffing it instantly
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