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just want to say if trump wins it's bc kamala ran one of the most evil and braindead campaigns ever run by a democrat
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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how could this have happened you all put Markiplier on ur ballots right
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It's kind of funny that so many people think America is only a fundamentally evil and parasitic entity when the "bad guys" are in office. Elementary schooler type understanding of politics
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im not going to election doompost because quite frankly literally either outcome would have been bad and there would have been only minor differences but ill say this: we did 4 years of trump we can do 4 more. Also people in over countries have suffered longer under similar conditions (often as the result of american imperialist meddling) and while im not saying this is karmic punishment or anything of the sort i am saying that getting through it has been done before and will be done again
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you know what it's never too late for a third assassination attempt. they say three's the charm
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can elon still kill himself even if trump wins it was like the only thing i was looking forward to this month
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jeeeeeeeeeezus whoever planned the course/class schedules for this semester should be executed
#why is every single lab at the same time and only on 2 weekdays???#one of which is a 9am class but a 2pm lab??? wtfffff some of us are commuting and even thennnnn god#I'm trying REALLY HARD to avoid the issues I ran into last time I was enrolled here [all-day classes + skipping lunch]#but they arent making it easy :/#🍋🟩#seriously why do like half these classes have a lab 🙄 makin it REALLY hard to get these classes in
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Cookie clicker ass website
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup
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are you 2 degrees of separation from an actor in a famous movie? (im 2 degrees of separation from 1980s annie :3)
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the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous
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