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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
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if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????
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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
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I'm sleepy. Im so tired. I'm laying in my bed right now and I'm very cozy, but I don't know what can be done about my sleepiness. sadly this problem is unsolvable I think
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disco truly is the only genre worth having its own ball
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thanks for posting things for me to look at
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I have to make everything ok really fast
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Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five (1969)
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String of carnelian beads, Korea, 300-700 AD
from The National Museum of Asian Art Smithsonian
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the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.
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