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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

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Cockney lesbian with a mobile dildo store, the Dick Van Dyke

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

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i hope whoever wrote happy xmas (war is over) gets fucking shot

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i modded sam into minecraft

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diva...

(my fursona, he/him)

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i still prefer my interpretation

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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

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running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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Since Sonic 3 is coming out right around Christmas, let's all play our part in the Joke Economy and make fake Sonic Christmas Carols. I'll start:

Tangle Bells

Do You Live What I Learn

Green Hills Wonderland

Carol of the Chaos

Blue Blur Christmas

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authentic portrayal

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good morning everyone here is a tribute to the chaos that was the animaniacs twitter yesterday ❤️

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Welp, if JK Rowling being executive producer and therefore being fully involved in the show wasn't enough for people to boycott, then here's HBO basically saying they don't care JK Rowling is a bigot from hell who literally helped lead a harassment campaign of lies against Imane Khalif in her transphobia and obsession with women being terf's standards of women alongside posting harassment against trans people on twitter at times, they gonna stand by her, while using the excuse, "personal views". Hmm, yes, personal views- that's one way to uh, call what the fuck JK Rowling comes out with a-lot- last I checked personal views do come with consquiences if said out loud....a thousand times in JK's case and still counting....especially if they hurt people, but hey, if it means making another Harry Potter project to milk, just let it fucking be I guess.

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this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

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"the %1" "billionaires" "the rich" you can say bourgeoisie ☺ you won't die 🥰