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REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR BALLS

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you're not an horrible person you are 15 years old

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Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

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who else did this

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

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4000cc breast implants :)

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jancy and byler having matching careers ends me every single time bc wdym jonathon and nancy want to be a photographer and reporter and mike and will want to be a writer and artist

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at last. the project completed.

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haiku bot where are you this is perfect for you come here haiku bot.

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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.