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youucant:

‘  when they  awaken;  the children’s spirits will rise. they will  kill  you. i’ll just walk out in the morning, stepping over  your corpses  one  by  one.  ‘

ind. & sel. william afton/dave miller/ purple guy written by oreo.

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youucant:

‘  when they  awaken;  the children’s spirits will rise. they will  kill  you. i’ll just walk out in the morning, stepping over  your corpses  one  by  one.  ‘

ind. & sel. william afton/dave miller/ purple guy written by oreo.

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“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “

memeween || ( accepting )

‘  w-well geez, then  why  in the fuck did you come to my house in the first place? d-do you say this at every house you go to? honestly who’s  not  a stranger to you?  ‘@bloodybear

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Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

some slightly nsfw !! 

“ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 

“ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 

“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 

“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 

“ You need a damn costume. “ 

“ This is my costume ! “ 

“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 

“ Spooky spaghetti ? “

“ You look… hot. “ 

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

“ HOLY FUCK. “ 

“ You deserved that, asshole. “

“ Wanna go in first ? “ 

“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  

“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 

“ I don’t wanna go ! “ 

“ You’re fucking with me. “ 

“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 

“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “

“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 

“ That’s fucking adorable. “ 

“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 

“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “

“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 

“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 

“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 

“ Come here. “ 

“ You hear that ?  “ 

“ That was not my dog. “ 

“ Did you leave the door open ? “

“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 

“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 

“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 

“ I don’t like these woods. “ 

“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 

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someone: so what’s the halloween like in hungary? me:

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says  hello  dramatically, in adele’s voice just to make this website echo

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you just don’t know it yet but you love me and i love you the same one day we’ll have a pretty wedding and i’ll be your everything we’ll be together ( yes forever ) we will never ever part oh you don’t know it yet but baby i’ve already got your heart.

ind. zebediah kilgrave from marvel’s jessica jones. written by charlie.

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i love flannels and my lips alright

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when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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lolgrave:

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‘ rick, i wouldn’t fuck your mother if you paid me like a prized whore. some of us have STANDARDS. ’

a “genious” but still slightly  risky  idea came to his mind, but still,  thinking  before saying anything wasn’t something he did so often so rick didn’t  hesitate.  ‘  huh... well, that’s- that’s not what you’ve said last night.  ‘

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If this isn’t the cutest fucking thing…….

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*lovingly kicks him in the ass*

a long inhale  ‘   this motherfucker-  ‘

[bcdgrandpa]

MORE GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

part one here. 

❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞

❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞

❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞

❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞

❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞

❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞

❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞

❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞ 

❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞  

❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞

❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞

❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞

❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞

❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞

❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞

❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞

❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞

❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞

❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞

❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞

❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞ 

❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞

❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞

❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞

❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞

❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞

❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞ 

❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck.  ❞

❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞

❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces.  ❞ 

❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞

❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞

❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞

❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞

❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞

❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞

❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞

❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞

❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.  ❞

❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞

❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞

❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞

❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞

❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞ 

❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night.  ❞

❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞

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this is important

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rick^3

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Quickie warm up before working!! 

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Lighters of the Vietnam War