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Why am I in my mid 30s still feeling like the weird kid no one wants to sit with.

Like I'm scrawling my life in a crayoned chaos while they all flow in elegantly inked cursive.

Like I'll always be catching up and just as I think I might get there I realise I wasn't even running on the real track.

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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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Xianle Quartet watching a horror movie

Xie Lian: - you'd think he'd be scared but no. he had an uncanny obsession with horror movies as a kid and watches the whole thing while smiling - reassures them that it's not real - emotional support but make it worse - tries really REALLY hard not to laugh whenever Feng Xin screams - drops fun facts half-way through that makes the experience 2x more uncomfortable - goes to sleep right after without any nightmares Mu Qing: - did not want to participate - looking away half the time - he suggested home alone or some dog movie - gasps dramatically whenever something happens - more disgusted than terrified - stress eating and ends up vomiting in the popcorn - judges hualian for cuddling silently - desperately trying to get Feng Xin off him Feng Xin: - he didn't want to participate either but he can't say no to Xie Lian - 'WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT' - 60% chance that they'll get a noise complaint because of him - Mu Qing gets pissed off at some point and puts one hand on his mouth and the other on his eyes so he'll shut up - can't go to sleep after - clings onto Mu Qing and squeezes him so hard he can barely breathe - loses the plot and constantly asks stupid questions Hua Cheng: - Xie Lian let him pick the movie this time and it was his decision - 'gege I'm scared :(' - used it as an excuse to cuddle with Xie Lian - adds to the terrifying fun facts and Mu Qing throws popcorn at him because of it - bullies Feng Xin for being terrified - laughs every time someone dies - having the time of his life

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my geiger counter just randomly started going off should i be worried

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I’m so small and eepy, but I got things to do. I took a walk this morning but I’m still sleepy.

Jus wanna be lil and sleep…

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Home taping is killing music, 1981

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that man 📈📈📈📈

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Jan van Huysum (Dutch, 1682-1749) Still Life with Flowers and Fruit, ca.1720

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shout out to age regressors who like things that arent typically associated with regression

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“Don’t you think so, too?”

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What could be more romantic than a walk in a dark forest?

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Really love their potential post-canon dynamic 

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This is what being regressed is like. 2 me

If you're a nsfw blog you don't have my consent to interact 🖕 this is a sfw space and I'm also a minor bodily. Same goes if you have -18 on your dni, for obvious reasons.

I will check.

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Any other little ones prefer to be regressed more often than not?

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akaashi value studies