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ENDGAME / QUOTE BY THE BATMAN)

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David Corenswet as Superman/Clark Kent

Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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Little Batman #2

If you love Merry Little Batman and want to read something more light, funny and all around just adorable…..read Little Batman!

I will not lie that part of the reason why I’m into it is because we have BEARDED BATMAN! 😆

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"You’re not my Batsy "

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Excuse me, what are these “off” times you speak of Joker?!

BATS WITH THAT SMIRK!

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The next artist introduction is for Basil! They've got a lovely style, and I'm excited for their contribution so far! <3

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OK some interesting things to note because there is so much to unpack here:

- 8:08 time mark, Deathstroke and Waller talk about metahumans and how the whole invasion was lucky for her because she’s got the supers in her pocket. He says something about how they say Wonder Woman was molded from clay by the gods and that she “might wanna keep an eye on that”. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Are the gods gunna come after Waller? Could the gods bring Diana back? Resculpt her from clay?

- 15:08 time mark, Freeze talks to Waller about the “clone theory” where she hypothesizes that the League we did battle with are actually clones of the originals, based on Lex’s notes from the “corrupted” Batman and the DNA from the recovered Flash and Green Lantern. WHOOP THERE IT IS. So it’s official then, they’re gunna bring back Superman and Batman in the last episode. While I am overjoyed to know Batman will return, it really makes everything that happened in the first game meaningless. Wonder Woman’s death? Pointless. All the emotional heft from the story is gone. The ridiculous Batman death scene seems laughable now. And then to bring them all back in the DLCs feels cheap as fuck. I can’t help but wonder if they really meant to keep them dead but then when the backlash hit, they quickly reworked some parts of the story and decided to bring the League back in the DLC. It all feels so rushed and if Batman comes back and we get like 1 min scene of him saying one line……Im gunna be upset. I think we’re owed more than that, Rocksteady! Waller tells Freeze to deliver the findings of her report to her and to keep it “my eyes only”. She’s keeping it a secret from the rest of the Squad for now but Freeze had got to spill the beans somehow! THIS IS HUGE NEWS!

- I think the Clone Theory 1-3 segments are all worth listening to. The implications of them actually saving the original members of the League made my ears perk up because Freeze was saying how restoring their memories could cause disastrous cognitive dissonance in the future. 👀

- Squad Conversation: Second Acts 1-5 we get to more Joker fun! Joker and Ivy are pals now. He gifted her a switchblade! I did a double take when Ivy said to Joker “You mean what we have in common is we used to be special frenemies with Harleen and the Batman.” SPECIAL FRENEMIES!?!? Ivy may be a literal child but I love that she still remembers that Joker was super “infatuated” with Batman.

AND THEN THIS LITTLE FUN BIT!

Barely hit it off with his Bats? That makes me sad! It also deviates from what I wrote in my fic but thats ok lol. This Joker talking in his sleep makes total sense. It’s certainly a useful nugget of information I may or may not use down the line. 🙃🙂 BTW HERES A SHAMELESS PLUG FOR MY SSKTJL FIC: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60083872/chapters/153308584

AND THEN THIS PART!

HE’S LONELY. OF COURSE HE IS. HE DOESN’T HAVE BATMAN! 😭

Freeze has a talk with Ivy about her new friend:

I’d like to think Joker is using this Brainiac apocalypse as a way of pursuing his own fulfilling journey to self discovery ala “Eat, Pray, Love”.

Next month is the last episode of the current season and then the game will be truly over, for the story mode at least. I can’t believe it took a WHOLE ASS YEAR for them to end this god awful thing. All the squandered potential of this game and for it to be Kevin Conroys last hurrah as Batman makes me weep.

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Bruce seems like the type of dad who cannot comprehend the idea of his children having sex lives. Like one of them will make a crude joke on patrol or something and Bruce will just… blue screen. Because there is no way someone did something like that to his precious baby???

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It's Bruce's love language ☺️

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Dick and Babs give Bruce one grandchild and bro clocks out he said “this is my life now 💕” being a peepaw literally fixed him

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Oh my godddd 😍

Peter Capaldi's gig on Dec 5th, 2024. Song: "Drive-In Saturday" by David Bowie.

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*insert joke about “shipping” here* 😂

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I can’t stop thinking about this Hush 2 teaser.

I’m probably reading waaaay too much into the knife through Joker’s picture but that has to mean something. I’m also looking at the placements of everyone else on the map and Joker’s picture is placed between the Narrows and Old Gotham. In the pic he does have the Arkham inmate uniform on so I wonder if Hush will kidnap Joker out of Arkham and have him be some unwilling participant in his plans. Unless Joker goes willingly because he just loves to ruffle Batman’s feathers? 😂 There’s also an X on Alfred and Catwomans pics 👀 Next to Batman, he has Alfred’s “chess piece” laying down signifying he’s out of the picture (which we know of course 😢) and with the X on Catwoman and the knife through Jokers picture…..I can only guess he’s going to attempt to kill Joker or his “death” will be the thing to jump start the story. And then it turns out that oh no he’s not really dead because of typical comicbook shenanigans 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeahhh I need to read Hush again.

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I need more people calling them out on their mutual obsession with each other please.

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Pretty baby #5

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Holy shit this is literally a scene I wrote for Chapter 3 of Hope We Can Again.

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He's being a nuisance, but at least he's a cute nuisance. Right, Bruce?