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Johnathon Schaech as Xavier Red & James Duval as Jordan White The Doom Generation (1995) · Crime · Drama · dir. Gregg Araki

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me omw to the bathroom to have diarrhea

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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i wholeheartedly believe in the idea that people would still want to work if we had a universal basic income. i am unfortunately a terrible spokesperson for it because if you gave me enough money to cover rent and food i would spend every day playing video games, drawing fictional characters kissing and slapping my meat. but in theory i know there are people who like having a job. trust.

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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MEGAN THEE STALLION↳ HISS

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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

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sophie forever

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kid in this bookstore found a winnie the pooh plush and screamed "LET'S FREAKING GO"

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Has anyone considered that maybe he’s just right and the Vatican is kind of faggy?

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VIVI Girls' Night @ Simply K-Pop CON-TOUR, 240426

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Ranking some random terrible Irish representation in American media as an Irish person

(In a completely biased way)

1. Rory Flanagan from Glee

The actor won the Glee project with his quirky trait literally just being that he’s Irish -5

They dressed him like he from the 50’s and often in green -5

Made him act like a leprechaun and talk about lucky charms (we don’t even have them in Ireland) -5

Made him sing IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN BY KERMIT THE FROG -20

Actor to be fair didn’t like all this and talked about how stereotypical it was +5

= -30/10

2. Scarah Screams from the monster high web series

Accent is HEINOUS -10

Skin and clothes are green -5

Aesthetic is really cute though +5

Is a banshee +5

I’m biased and am an adult monster high collector +10

=5/10

3. The Irish vampire coven from twilight (the movie series)

In it for like five seconds -5

One of them is ginger of course -5

Vile accents -10

Not very modern clothes -5

So bad it’s funny +10

=-15/10

4. “Celtic demon summoning spell book” from Buffy the vampire slayer

They say Celtic even though it’s specifically Irish -5

It’s quite literally a random excerpt they got from an Irish newspaper about a NEW BUS LANE OPENING IN DUBLIN!!!! -500

=-505/10

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Rose McGowan as Tatum Riley in Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting