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Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One (2021)

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Here’s a better quality version (also this is from issue 3)

[Comic Dialogue transcript starts\

Reporter: ...communications blackout continues at Corto Maltese, as do the bizarre natural disturbances. Hundred-mile-an-hour winds lash the port of San Concepcion, sixty miles south of Corto...

Joker: They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor Dancers routine--

Joker: -- and it would never be enough.

Joker: No, I don't keep count, But you do.

Joker: And I love you for it.

Reporter: ...Pentagon Chief General Lucius Lockheed confirms that strategic air command stands at def con three--- a heartbeat from deployment. "We're primed," says Lockheed...

Reporter: ...apprehended while trying to poison the gotham reservoir were former members of the mutant gang. Their skin was painted chalk white, their hair dyed green...

Batman's Thoughts: Somewhere a woman calls out for her son...

Batman's Thoughts: Somewhere a calliope plays the same tune, again and again...

Batman's Thoughts: ...A tiny hand tightens its grip on my arm...

Batman's Thoughts: ...A girl of thirteen breathes in sharply, suddenly, her innocence lost...

Batman's Thoughts: ...It ends tonight, Joker.

Morrie: Lana, you astonish me. Fifteen policemen hospitalized -- hundreds dead -- and you still cling to this hero worship. Though how anyone can think of a de facto murderer as a hero...

Lana: Batman hasn't killed anybody, Morrie.

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The Dark Knight Returns

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"No Heroes", from The Joker 80th Anniversary

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“Gotham A.D. is an alternate future. Ten years after the Milk Wars and doomed without Batman, Gotham City has been taken over by the Collective, and it's up to a time-displaced Mother Panic to stop them.”

Mother Panic- Gotham A.D. #1

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HARLEY QUINN (2019 - ) Finding Mr. Right

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Batman: White Knight #2

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“He’s so blind he can’t see he just wants to be Batman’s be-yotch.”

From Catwoman #14

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Well, this escalated quickly…

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SPOILERS

Gotham Season 5 Episode 12 series finale "The Beginning..." Total episode #100 Jeremiah talking about Bruce leaving Gotham after having faked a coma for ten years because he was gone. (Yeah I'm not dead and I'm always hunting for more stuff to add to the catalog so please let me know if ya'll find any)

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Teen Titans Go - TV Knight 2

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Mother Panic - Gotham A.D. #2

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When I get caught up I’ll start posting about the Tell-Tale series

Joker naming his bear “Bruce”

~”Reality Check” (I had trouble finding the source I from what I can tell it’s just one of the short stories from Batman 80 page giant 2010. I don’t believe it was printed separate but correct me if I’m wrong~

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Joker naming his bear “Bruce”

~”Reality Check” (I had trouble finding the source I from what I can tell it’s just one of the short stories from Batman 80 page giant 2010. I don’t believe it was printed separate but correct me if I’m wrong~

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Butt slap in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

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bringing this back because it’s a bat-demon kind of day

J that’s gay

(Showcase ‘94)

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Teen Titans Go - s04e08b

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Saw this post by @the-sciencewitch and decided it’s a gifset we all deserve.

Did i mention my love for Lego Joker is eternal?