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Ollie really clocked Dick here.

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New hairstyle! Kory loves to change her look hehe

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Guys please I might tweak because of the new panel of Damian saying he volunteers at a hospital. I'm happy about the panel because I don't want Damian to become Batman or the leader of the LoA. In previous posts I've stated that I want him to become a doctor.

Though everytime I see a post about the panel (I've seen multiple so this isn't directed to anyone specifically) it's THOMAS WAYNE THOMAS WAYNE.

STOP PLEASE like yes Thomas Wayne is a doctor and it's great that he and Damian have something in common now. But y'all really went to post about how he might become a doctor like his grandfather than like his mother 🤨

Y'all just skipping over the fact that Talia's a doctor? Y'all went to his grandfather first?? Not mention Ra's is also a doctor. So both his grandfathers are doctors and I don't see y'all mentioning Ra's.

Talia's first appearance is her attending Med school, helping Bruce because he was hurt after they both got kidnapped.

Damian probably got his interest in medicine from the Al Ghuls because it certainly wasn't Bruce, the man Talia had to force to sit still so she can tend to his bruises.

Also I'm going to drop in that Bruce canonically learnt healing techniques from Talia.

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Dick accidentally set his siblings up for failure by matching Bruce's freak too much. Like, that man didn't know shit about raising children, Dick is just built for whimsy and thus immune to Bruce's bullshit. In fact he enjoys it and finds vigilantism therapeutic. Thing is, Bruce has half a second to think "maybe I'm doing something wrong" after Jason dies, but then he gets Cass who's even freakier than Dick and he's like "nah, it's the kid's fault".

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Sometimes I think about how this fandom looked a broken fictional family in the eyes and said there is love and healing and second chances here that I will dig out even if my hands bleed raw and I think that says less about the source material and more about the kind of people we've chosen to be

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I genuinely 100% believe that the main thing holding Batman adaptations back is that it makes people uncomfortable to acknowledge that violence happens to children. Which makes it really hard to tell a story where one of the main points is that violence happens to children.

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nobody will ever speak ill of my son ever again he volunteers at the HOSPITAL bless him

also one step closer to dr damian wayne bc i think there’s beautiful writing in ra’s going from a doctor to an assassin raising his grandchild to be an assassin but damian wants to be a healer 😔

that or a vet just put that boy in med school

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ok so i read a fic where the batkids where calling damian a "bastard child" in like an annoying sibling way. which like. i guess he is in the current canon but i have "fuck this i decide what non canon comics r still canon" disease and son pf the demon will always be very canon to me. in that comic bruce and talia were married but it got me thinking about who in the batfam would actually know this information. cause u know sometimes ur dad just drops the most batshit lore that gives much needed context To Why He Is Like That. i think damian would know. so imagine duke or tim or whoever is calling damian a bastard child and he corrects him by saying "no my parents were married" and bruce would interrupt him and say "actually i think were still legally married since we never brought out the divorce papers or anything she just asked me to leave so i left" and their reaction to this bombshell dad lore is this:

of course He Is Like That he is divorced and also not divorced

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i think if bruce saw clark deliver this line it would awaken shrimp emotions in him

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bruce does not take well to being benched 😔

insp. by talking with @frownyalfred about hypothetical a sky of honey scenarios <3

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the GCPD is stronger than me, cause if a big tall man with pretty eyes and glass sharp jaw walked up to me, I’d simply suck his dick on the spot

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Jason: I don’t give a fuck what bruce does fr

Also Jason:

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Ever think about how Martha is usually depicted wearing a long black coat during the night of her death, how she is also depicted protecting Bruce from the bullet that killed her

Now imagine, she's facing him(her baby), her back towards danger, her long black coat spread out to cover the gunman's view of him, doing everything she can to save him and succeeding (and really, what else was she meant to do, she's a Mother)

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Ever think about that's the last act of love Bruce ever saw from his mother

Ever think about that Bruce does the exact same thing

His back towards danger, his long black cape covering his babies, doing everything he can to protect them at the cost of his life (and really, what else is he meant to do, he's a Father)

(I really should be sleeping but nothing stops the batman brain rot ((not even sure any of this makes sense,,,)))

I…..need to go sit down.