basterbinkers
basterbinkers
there's not enough "tee hee" in the world
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alabaster | gender is an illusion and any pronouns you give me i will find funny | what is there to say anyways
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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Great.
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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cleared so hard
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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NY Times is run by sadistic clowns 🤡
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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DISCO ELYSIUM
IS NOW ON INTERNET ARCHIVE
UPLOADED BY ROBERT KURVITZ HIMSELF
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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(Also doing a fake hick voice is gross.)
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[In the interest of post length, I'm not including all of the subthreads - you can read this thread starting here if you have a BlueSky login:
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[Spider's note: yes, she means the House version of the bill, HR 28.]
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.
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basterbinkers · 3 hours ago
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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
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basterbinkers · 4 hours ago
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basterbinkers · 17 hours ago
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Things I am learning:
The director of the FBI is a guy nicknamed The Drizz.
The Drizz is currently refusing to give in to the Trump administration’s demands that the FBI compile a list of every employee who worked on the Trump investigations.
The Drizz was supposed to be the deputy director of the FBI but they mixed up the director and deputy director roles on the website, and rather than fix the website, they had him and the other guy swap roles.
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basterbinkers · 17 hours ago
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Fish and War are the two most common things to mong.
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