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Oh...that's gore...that's gore of my comfort character...

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so true

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kazuma asougi is such a fun character bc he has the confidence of 20 men but whenever ryuu forgets to acknowledge his existence hes so close to killing himself

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ah ... I see you've caught me balancing on my baul!

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got caught manufacturing and selling counterfeit candy wrappers and now lord licorice's cronies are after me

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

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this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

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my roommate put a cheese on him 😔

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three different people on my post about installing a trashcan outside my house have now complained that people SHOULD be holding onto their trash instead of just tossing it in random people's yards ("it's not that hard!"). like... good for you; do you want a fucking prize? we could engrave a nice little "congratulations on missing the point!" placard for it and everything.

meanwhile, my yard continues to not have beer bottles in it anymore.

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you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.

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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

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