basicbilly

[basicbilly]

HEY BILLIAM, WANNA SEE THE STARS? THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, I PROMISE. AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT YOU SEE

….. As much as I would very much like that, this feels like a threat..? Are you threatening me?

Also, why would I want to show everyone the ‘stars’? I’ve heard doing that is the reason most Bills end up destroying their entire home dimension. Unlike them, I like my home dimension and want to keep it in one piece!

[basicbilly]

So, weird question for you, I’m sure, but I’m wondering what the world looks like to you given you can only see in 2D. How can you tell if someone else is a triangle if you’re looking at them and you’re on the same plane of existence? Wouldn’t they look like just a line? Just, what exactly are you seeing in your day to day life?

Uuuuuuh, wow..! Those are some interesting questions! You are very much correct about only seeing lines! Let me draw something really fast....

You are correct about seeing everyone as lines, but I can tell a difference in shape based on that line's "Thickness"!

If it's shorter at the top and longer at the bottom, it's a triangle! If its and even on both top and bottom, then they're a square! circles always have such thin edges, so it's never hard to them apart from everyone else. There's also been a few lines I have met in my lifetime, and all of them stood out in a large crowd. Had one as a friend when I was younger, and they always sucked at Hide n' Seek!

My friend stopped by again today, so she drew this to help show what it somewhat looks to me and what all of you would be seeing without that filter on!

Hehe! Look at me, as flat as one can be!

[basicbilly]

HEY, KID, HEARD THAT YOU WERE HAVIN' TROUBLES SEEIN' THE STARS, NO TIPS EITHER BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE REST OF US 2D TRIANGLES SAW.

~ @patient-14820-billcipher

IT'S NOT A ONE-TO-ONE EXAMPLE, ONLINE ACCESS IS STUPIDLY LIMITED IN THERAPRISM.

Oh that... That's really pretty... Huh...

...

There's no way that's what they look like, cause THAT looks...

IMPOSSIBLE!

...

..

.

Right..?

[basicbilly]

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you...

.... Well that's a bit rude when I don't even know you....

[basicbilly]

It probably is a good thing that I don't, but when you hear someone repeatedly mention something you know nothing about and had no clue existed... You start to wonder! Curiosity killed the cat, but knowledge brought them back! That kind of thing! Haven't you had those moments? When there's stuff you know nothing about, but crave to know more about it?

Um... Hello!

Your Ford, correct? The one that's currently stuck between dimensions..?

The names Bill, and I promise I mean no harm!! I just wanted to ask if you have any ideas as to how a being could become capable of seeing into a different dimension..? I've heard most Fords are incredibly smart, and since you have traveled to and between dimensions... Maybe you knew of something?

@basicbilly

…If you’ve heard about “most Fords”, you should know most have just as great of a grudge with “most Bills.” Even if I was capable of something that incredibly complex, which I likely am, I don’t see myself helping you with it.

[basicbilly]

That’s fair, and I don’t blame you! I’m not a fan of most other Bills either! I try to only interact with the ones that have attempted to seek out a redemption, or at least something similar to one. The ones that didn’t do so are the reason I’ve had run ins with beings that shouldn’t be in my dimension at all!

Whatever your reason is for your own dislike of Bills, I’ll respect your decision to not help me. Do you happen to know anyone who might be able to help me out though? You’re the fourth dead end I’ve hit.

Um... Hello!

Your Ford, correct? The one that's currently stuck between dimensions..?

The names Bill, and I promise I mean no harm!! I just wanted to ask if you have any ideas as to how a being could become capable of seeing into a different dimension..? I've heard most Fords are incredibly smart, and since you have traveled to and between dimensions... Maybe you knew of something?

@basicbilly

…If you’ve heard about “most Fords”, you should know most have just as great of a grudge with “most Bills.” Even if I was capable of something that incredibly complex, which I likely am, I don’t see myself helping you with it.

[basicbilly]

I bet your parents will be so happy on that day. Maybe they’ll be happy enough that they will decide you all can just live amongst the stars afterwards! Then you can stare and touch the stars all you want! …

Well, I have to go now kid. Thanks for telling me about the stars, I really appreciate it! Maybe we can chat again some more in future! … And don’t let anyone make you feel bad for loving the stars, okay..? There’s nothing wrong with gazing at them…

Hello there!

I was going to find a different person to speak to, but I didn’t expect to see a young version of me here! I see you have a lot of people that care about you, and that’s really sweet! One of them is even a different Bill that I’ve already spoken to, how nice of him! That’s good…

… Could you describe something for me? Only if you’re up to it. The thing I want you to describe to me is a big complicated…

• @basicbilly •

Oh, sure!

I would love to what is it :D

[basicbilly]

Oh, that makes sense! Maybe they’ll make three triangles one day, so that the version of you that’s made of stars can have his parents with him to help keep him safe! Wouldn’t that be nice to see?

Hello there!

I was going to find a different person to speak to, but I didn’t expect to see a young version of me here! I see you have a lot of people that care about you, and that’s really sweet! One of them is even a different Bill that I’ve already spoken to, how nice of him! That’s good…

… Could you describe something for me? Only if you’re up to it. The thing I want you to describe to me is a big complicated…

• @basicbilly •

Oh, sure!

I would love to what is it :D

[basicbilly]

That sounds really pretty, no wonder they’re your favorite, heh! I bet they make only the coolest of colors! …

What is the best picture the stars have made for you though? Anything that has stuck with you?

Hello there!

I was going to find a different person to speak to, but I didn’t expect to see a young version of me here! I see you have a lot of people that care about you, and that’s really sweet! One of them is even a different Bill that I’ve already spoken to, how nice of him! That’s good…

… Could you describe something for me? Only if you’re up to it. The thing I want you to describe to me is a big complicated…

• @basicbilly •

Oh, sure!

I would love to what is it :D

[basicbilly]

…Could you describe the stars to me?

I want to know what they look like to you for curiosities sake…

Hello there!

I was going to find a different person to speak to, but I didn’t expect to see a young version of me here! I see you have a lot of people that care about you, and that’s really sweet! One of them is even a different Bill that I’ve already spoken to, how nice of him! That’s good…

… Could you describe something for me? Only if you’re up to it. The thing I want you to describe to me is a big complicated…

• @basicbilly •

Oh, sure!

I would love to what is it :D

[basicbilly]

O-Oh, okay then?? Bye, I guess..?

….

Jeez, this one was a lot ruder than the last Bill…

Might go ask another Ford….

Hello, uh… Square Bill! Do you, perchance, sell anything that safely allows the user to see into a dimension that is hidden from view? Specifically the third dimension..?? Asking for reasons…

-Basic Billy

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO SCRAM AND I AM OUTTA HERE!

[basicbilly]

Awww :,(

Your Bill didn’t help me much either… He just told me to look up! I tried, but it just hurts! Only thing I did start seeing was my vision slowly going black!

Guess I’ll go ask some other universal versions…

Hey uh… You seem like a nice fellow! You got any eye pain remedy inventions..? Specifically to allow someone to see into another dimension with ease? Just… Asking out of curiosity…

- Basic Billy

Mmm..you arent my Bill..

[basicbilly]

Yes, sorry to disappoint! I’m from a different universe! Unlike your Bill, I currently cannot see into the third dimension!

I would like to see what I’m missing out on though!

Hey uh… You seem like a nice fellow! You got any eye pain remedy inventions..? Specifically to allow someone to see into another dimension with ease? Just… Asking out of curiosity…

- Basic Billy

Mmm..you arent my Bill..

[basicbilly]

Guess I’ll go ask someone else then!

…

Though I might go ahead and ask if your “Ford” has any ideas, cause I’ve heard most Fords have quite the intellect!

Hello, fellow Bill..? Nice to meet ya! I wanted to ask what the big whoop is with every other Bill and the third dimension? I can’t see jack of it, and I’ve been itching to ask another Bill about it! You seemed like the perfect candidate to ask!

-Basic Billy

JUST TRY TO LOOK UP.

[basicbilly]

I… I can’t though?? I have tried…

It just… HURTS… ya know?

…How do I make it not hurt..? Any tips??

Hello, fellow Bill..? Nice to meet ya! I wanted to ask what the big whoop is with every other Bill and the third dimension? I can’t see jack of it, and I’ve been itching to ask another Bill about it! You seemed like the perfect candidate to ask!

-Basic Billy

JUST TRY TO LOOK UP.

[basicbilly]

well howdy!!! how did you come across hearing about your counterparts?

When a majority of your counterparts are wanted criminals across different dimensions, it’s pretty easy for word to get around! You also end up with a couple of visitors!

Let’s just say they were SORELY mistaken! Makes me laugh every time I think back on it! HAH!!

Most of the other visitors have been similar to short “check in”s to see if our dimension is still in one piece, and they never really talk to me… I just see a glimpse of them in crowds…

And they just…

STARE…

And then vanish after I blink…

It’s always a bit rude if you ask me! If you have something to say, say it!!

[basicbilly]

Well hello there!!!

The name’s Billiam Cipher, but you can just call me Bill! I’m just your average two-dimensional triangle living in Euclydia! Unlike my counterparts, I was happily never birthed with the ability to see into the third dimension! LUCKY ME I GUESS!! I get to live my days in peaceful ignorance! Wouldn’t have it any other way though!

A friend of mine gave me this tech to use how ever I please, and told me that it would help me be more ‘fun’ and ‘help me socialize’… We shall see if she was right, I guess!

Send me any questions that pop into your head, and I’ll attempt to answer them as best as I can!

Have a great day!!