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Sick/tired Whumpee that will sleep literally anywhere if left unsupervised. The bed, the car, a dumpster, a ditch, the top of the fridge.

Caretaker can count multiple times when they found Whumpee asleep on the floor, NOT EVEN COLLAPSING. They would just stare down the floor when walking from the bathroom, think to themself “ah yes an adequate resting place”, get comfy lying down and fall asleep.

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Cringe culture is dead make what happened to Raymond from animal crossing a 100% serious whump plot where he’s kidnapped by humanity and paraded around for people’s amusement

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Oddly specific reasons why a Whumpee may hate pineapple pizza

Someone in a pizza place threw a pineapple at their head which resulted in a concussion. The memories blurred together to the point Whumpee associates pineapple pizza with pain.

A bird really wanted Whumpees pizza but accidentally pecked them in the eye. Bonus they’re partially blind because of that.

Whumpee was screaming for Whumper to let them the fuck out of a burning building. Whumper would but damn this pineapple pizza is too good to stop eating mmmm yummy

Some dick poisoned one of Whumpees friends with pineapple pizza which lead to Whumpee getting jumped while walking to get things to help with it.

Whumper didn’t feel like deciding what to get Whumpee for food, so he just kept on ordering from Evil Pizza Hut (tm) and defaulted to pineapple pizza since “fruit makes it balanced I guess.” Whumpee got sick of it so fast.

Pineapple pizza killed Whumpees grandma I honestly don’t know how to end this post

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Whumpee transforms into a gun in a violent fashion after Whumper injects them with gun juice.

Bonus points the gun Whumpee is turned into is complete nightmare fuel, made of flesh and all.

Extra bonus points the flesh gun grows legs and shoots Whumper in the face then the rest of the story’s just about the shenanigans Whumpee Gun TM gets into-

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Happy trans day of rememberance

If you are trans and still with us, I love you. You deserve to be able to exist contentedly. I’m proud of you for continuing to live your life, especially in the face of the present day. Keep your chin up. Things are in constant motion and won’t suck forever.

I don’t know what afterlife is out there, but if our lost trans siblings can somehow see this, thank you. Things were hard, but thank you for all the lives you impacted and made shine brighter than before. I’m glad you got to be here with us, even if it was cut short by those who never understood you.

Trans people deserve safety.

Trans people deserve to be celebrated.

Trans people deserve to be remembered.

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ADHD really has a way of making you touch grass

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-💥🤡 Dumbass Whumpee scenarios 🤡💥-

Whumpee who pulls a dangerous stunt to impress someone they like. They screw up and are left with shattered bones.

Whumpee who stumbles into a gunfight with a silly little smile then having one of their limbs caught in the crossfire.

Whumpee who tries to treat their injuries only to get it infected and get infinitely worse— or forgets to being that one important thing they need to treat their injury

Lab Whumpee who forgot basic safety protocols and get literal Hydrofluoric Acid on their skin.

Kidnapped Whumpee who gets caught by the most cartoonishly obvious traps. First thing that comes to mind is the good ol’ cheese box trap.

Whumpee who keeps getting Whumper’s name wrong to the point it drives them nuts.

Whumpee who kisses a poisonous frog to turn him into a prince.

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Alr we’re basementwhumpworm now 😎

Btw heads up gamers I may change my url in a bit from badwhumpprompts

This was supposed to be a submission blog for joke prompts- but overtime I started realizing I actually like making my stupid little whump scenarios (affectionate) so the names outdated ngl

The content of the blog is still going to be the same

Anyways see yall when my deranged brain starts cooking again :3

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Btw heads up gamers I may change my url in a bit from badwhumpprompts

This was supposed to be a submission blog for joke prompts- but overtime I started realizing I actually like making my stupid little whump scenarios (affectionate) so the names outdated ngl

The content of the blog is still going to be the same

Anyways see yall when my deranged brain starts cooking again :3

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Oh boy actually serious scenario this time but hear me out—

💔💄Beauty/Fashion based whumps💄💔

Whumpee who reduces themselves to a living doll in the way they feel like they’re only valuable as a pretty thing for people to look at.

Whumpee who gets blisters from the leather or zippers on their shoes rubbing against their heels

Whumper who makes Whumpee feel self conscious of how they look and change to appeal to Whumper

Or instead of dressing for others Whumpee uses fashion as a way to vent about their issues

Whumpee who refuses to wear things appropriate for the weather because they can’t make what they’re going for look good for the life of them

Sick Whumpee who’s too weak to make themselves look presentable and feels embarrassed when caretaker has to see them like that (Bonus: caretaker gives Whumpee a makeover to entertain them while they’re resting)

You know how some eyeshadow palettes have highlighters that you can mix up for white eyeshadow if you don’t read it properly? Yeah let’s give Whumpee some eye irritation from overusing it on accident lol

This is getting to long but when in doubt ✨allergic reactions✨

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Chunky peanut butter sounds like a nightmare ima be honest

* for the non USians, jelly in this case refers to a soft, sweet spread that is like jam but is made from juice instead of pieces of fruit

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WAIIIT YOUR SPECIAL INTEREST IS ASLO CATS??!?!?! OMG?!?!??!!

YESSSS I LOVE THESE LITTLE GOOBERS

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Whumpee’s an alien who lives the moon—

Then this shit starts playing—-

So now Whumpees homeless. The rocks from the moon getting pissed on and exploding probably left behind some infected wounds as well. Also if we really want to go hardcore we can give em sepsis—

Anyways in the case they refuge in earth, they struggle to adapt since THEY CAME FROM THE MOON. It doesn’t help that Whumpee knows that at least one human is capable of peeing lasers if you rub him the wrong way, so yay ✨trust issues✨.

Then there’s the implications of the bigger picture: Whumpees life got ruined. Because some dude got cucked. So he pissed on the moon. Imagine seeing people joking about the worst day of your life because what happened was that absurd. Meanwhile Whumpee has to just stand there and question if anyone would take their trauma seriously.

Yes I came up with all this from a snapcube dub I’m confused too

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Sorry not whump scenarios for a bit I’ve been working on a research project for school :P

Anyways I’ve been watching this lil guy forage for a couple minutes now thought I’d share

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Oh boy my gender is seasonal allergies

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

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