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Almost done.

"WHAT THE FUCK EVER". - LAUREN RAMSEY

Jake Gyllenhaal in Enemy (2014)

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Top down. Taylor is a Fox.

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Every summer.

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Mhm.

watching penis on netflix 

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Psychic Space.

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Okay about the stupid caption the person who posted this used. Pete and Taylor.

I am what you designed me to be.

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But I like the shirt being drawn that way. So let’s make it PETER.

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Badges. Top of the line and I have a question. @ThisMoment ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ (at Washington National's Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4RLoRoF8Hx/?igshid=1jraa6epo6v45

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TIFF@. ~ {H v T} 🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫 (at Yuma, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4RHApjl1Md/?igshid=evdxls71mpcd

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The 🦵🏻 “up”. #navyjack #justinpike #PeterBrayson #tomcotton #tommykha #Hmmm 😳😛😏🥰☺️😬😬🤐🙄🤔🤨😛😛🙃🌁🌁🌁🌁🌁🌁🌁🌁🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴‍☠️🏴🏴🌪❄️🌪❄️🌪❄️🌪❄️🌪❄️🌪🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼🦵🏻📼📼📼📼📼📼🦵🏻🦵🏻📏📏📏📏📏📏📏📏📏📏📏😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛🧐🤫🤔🤫🤔🤫🤔🤫🤔🤫🤔🤫🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻🤵🏼🤵🏼🤵🏻🤵🏼🤵🏻🤵🏻🤵🏼🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😳🤭😳🤭😳🤭😳🤭😳🤭😳👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻 (at Post 74 American Legion) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4RDVttl-uF/?igshid=1lupi8c9k9b6a

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Thanks. #mysisterscloset #owtopain😜🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 🆒🆒🗻🏔📼❤️🙂🙄🦴😛📏🆓✅😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 (at Shut Up) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Q_JhTFZQL/?igshid=jugd0d92xtuv

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Know is shift. We don’t know us back then and he was just a bit of honey when they met him. Ever since he first ran his mouth on me, saying “some such” and “I rurve you” and “please stay here with me instead of going with Stephen” I was like... hey. I know my ego is a temple and my Mr. Superego series is still in my portfolio, but for as long as we both shall live I will always be forever adorned, in love with, and without the words to explain how deep the feelings I have and share with Peter Brayson are and are “non”. But what gives? He is the first man I proposed to. And yes, he said no to me in the psych ward. But later he said “yes” and I haven’t gone in to make fun of him for it because he is so handsome. But is he as gorgeous as I am? I plead the fifth. There is no way you can pay for the money. All these things you said, all these things you said [running through my head, running through my head].

It’s like he’s that soccer coach in that car after school...end the 11th grade that easily. Or that time I smokes pot with Billy Burges and Beau Glover and they hazed me into the day while Rachel Eggers held the line. Just watching ya like that. Um and to begin with with some of these ideas. And then B. Burges comes out with the hottest shit out there: ripping his yearbook in half just to make fun of me for it. Knowww dinosaurs to worry about. But I never second guess those days. In that...truck...I know of plenty of spot and no teeth of mine touching that big boy’s face. Just that snuff box. Hmmmm.

To begin with with some of these ideas. Tom Cotton is my way to go! Arf! To begin with with some of these named toppers! Jeb Bush and his arrogant bottom-sassy debut. Mhm. Pete is known for me. Or some thin’! And then there were those police officers and contractors back in my time spent in residency with MCANESIN and then there was tonight.

I am calling that pharmacist that turned me down tonight at the consultation thing a few minutes in my office and a single person with a mind of his own. I’m sorry about your birthday I just wanna say my fiancé is soooo much finer when he wears his beard. You just have that 9 years old kind of vibe and I hadn’t heard from my name in a few minutes. You do have a special place in my sightline. And if you doubt your daybed skills are not W savvy, we’ve covered and undermined and gone in “death from above” and don’t know why you hit me straight in the teeth with that “No”...but if it’s some Marxist Heidegger was that good for your baby boy to be prone to impulsive behaviors and here and not with you. I mean. Something about “you can come to my condo. You can learn how to fuck. I just didn’t want to single you out in front of your staff with my manager at all the righteous lines. But do begin with with some of these ideas, because we are finally setting the date for Iditarod’s magazine cover.”.

So compare the way he said “yes” to me when I asked if he was single...to talk that goes around in other ways. I mean...damn. What a sexy man. But the way he said “no” sounded a little bitcoin. Which is like something that tips me to apply with my fiancé because of what types of lawsuits we may have just exposed ourselves to. But damnit. Should I have waited in the parking lot? I’ve never (not even once) been turned down by a man. Especially when I ask him on a date. Even these contractually bound guys who are following Facebook into legal circles and their experts have nothing to offer in defense of lost causes. It’s just this national question and answers thing that...goes around.

Maybe his rejection policy is a policy. And I laugh at him over and over and never heard anything about him being single and vulnerable. And I get with him to go into Peter’s security. Yeah...there’s that wholesale thing card I wanna be about. But from the ground up is so stupid to begin with, except for when Pete Hegeseth tells me to invest in bitcoin. I sort of think he was just talking about it. And suggesting He owed me. I never really get like that with the boys at Fox unless it’s with Lake and I don’t have anything to hide. Hey babe how’s your work?

I could have said that but then the Gosling app wasn’t for the first time I was rejected by a cute as buck boytoy who had noooooo self esteem in the first world. And all this time I’m in his khakis. Unbuckling his belt for the first time is something I wanted to do tonight. And just use him like so much whatever. I know he’s used to being a nice straight man and doesn’t mean a word he says. So it’s this idea of “No”. And how Peter said it to Taylor, in this very room. I figured you would like his dick. I touched it last night, which is why I was in reality asking him if he wanted to go on a date with me. Because I have a friend I want to set him up with! Known shit about some girls! It’s Cabot Phillips’s wifey. She knows her motive is stupid to begin with and her rage is not horomonal. I can’t believe my Foam Hands Little Rock party is so fucking bonkers. These losers don’t know what to do at a party, so we have these bands playing and they are still kind of understanding the way to go. If you’re not busy you can stay for the elitist notion of a foam party that will leverage my thesis overtly, while doubling the amount of money we stole from the Tea Foundation to audiences who licked their head and lacked the skills to keep me from just dropping that off. I’m saying he should have been ripped out and pinned up.

Peter Brayson and Taylor Martin are engaged to be married. It is so much fun to be a living and breathing human being. Nothing is like that kind of thing card. I am going so far right on this country begin with and making these sick as fuck videos for goth girls where I just sale every single time he’s eaten pussy. I just take his fucking soccer cleats off every day when I get home and we fucking film it with our strobe light/fog machine routine and have some such running the sound and all these dimes just look at me like “what the fuck is a contra?”.

Back to that Pharmacist. Give him my phone number and tell me he’s a little bitch is he doesn’t send me a simple text. Tell his Ryan is so goody two weeks with some of these ideas. That Tom Cotton knows a guy who knows a boy. That I would never get a new boyfriend thing going with the celebrity he knows now to his beanie babies and his grandmother and two chicks in the parking lot that Bennett jumps out in front of him to get individualism’s name in there. Do I smell eggs on your fingers? Are you still awake or not? I don’t want him going out at night too late because some of these gays are savage and ethics are known. Known as the hottest shit out there.

To begin with with some of these attorneys. Such a green streak these attorneys must give rise to. Belligerent says if you just go down on Boone you have a conscience. But Peter and I have this thing where he cocks me after I ask him if he wants to sit on my lap. I wear it on my helmet. JP is working the night shift and by now, can’t be too bad. But I will never cheat on the hottest and most wonderful man I know.

Peter Brayson Forever.

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Thank you, Buck, but I can get by on my own.

The thing is, you don’t have to.

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A.I. L.T. ______________\\M.

What is the best way to write about a brooding male protagonist? I want him to fall in love with a shy but expressive girl. Is it bad that I already sort of have them as friends already?

Writing “The BroodingMale” Protagonist

First of all, it’s GREAT that you already have themestablished as friends. Too many books use the “handsome stranger/love at firstsight” trope. Not only is this unrealistic, but it’s also unhealthy. A goodrelationship will have a solid foundation first, and then the trust and romanticlove will follow.

There are three main things I can think of for writing this character trope:

Don’t make him too brooding.A lot of brooding males have no personality. Yes, an air of mystery is commonwith this character trope, but don’t make them so mysterious that your readerswill know absolutely nothing about him.

Give him a reason tobe brooding. Try to be creative and unique with this. Don’t make himbrooding just for the sake of aesthetic.

Subvert the trope asmuch as possible. Dark and brooding males are everywhere in literature thesedays (especially YA). Most brooding males have some sort of tortured past, andall they do is sit around and replay their dark memories over and over again. Instead,try writing them as people who are trying to forget their past or atone fortheir past. Basically, don’t define your characters by theirtortured past or events that happened that were out of their control. Theyshould be defined by the things they did because of their past.

Thanks for your question. If you need help with anythingelse, just send in another ask!

~AIT

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She doesn’t have the size. She doesn’t half the income control. She’s neither here nor there. She’s no Bard. She’s like a horse with no name. There is counteractive sentence back then. Save some thing about psychic space. Drums & Rockets. Most opinions are neither banal nor lethargic. Most A- most. Mono y momo. Contras eat sheep, forever ago. We know even [texts] that can [nreatbe less], underwater.

Don’t attack the problem until you can see the whites of their eyes.

[The Look]

“I’m like the luckiest girl in the world. I’ve gotten to be a princess, I’ve gotten to work with the Muppets. A lot of my childhood dreams about who I wanted to be when I was a grown-up, I at least get to play them in movies.”

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Cut meme off financially.

Can’t Fucking Wait

HBC Drunk Drabbles 

Warnings: Language 

Parings: Lance Tucker X Reader

Based off this gif sent in by the amazing @buckmesideways22

All your life you’ve only heard one word.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.”

From your early years together when Lance and you were 14. Till your young adult years. 

Lance would always say

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” At 14 it was when he’d get braces.

At 16 “Can’t Fucking Wait.” For his new car.

It was like that was the only word Lance ever knew. You sometimes wondered what it was about that word. But Lance seemed to love it.

You even made him a shirt that said: “Can’t Fucking Wait.” He laughed and smiled the whole time.

At age 18 Lance pulled you into his arms and stared at you.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You had no idea what he meant as Lance smirked at you and walked away.

As college was coming near and Lance was getting ready for the Olympics you assumed your friendship would stop. But Instead Lance once again pulled you into his arms and kissed you deeply. He smirked at you and said those famous words again.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You stare as he smiles and walks away. 

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Life Changes but one thing didn’t and that was your friendship with Lance at 22 Lance once again made it known.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” He pulls you again smirking. 

“For?” Lance winks as he kisses you again.

You still don’t know what he was talking about.

Age 24 Lance puts a ring on your finger.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.”

You married him that summer.

At 28 Lance can’t stop talking to your growing belly.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You smack him for speaking to the belly that way he just smirks cradling your stomach.

God have mercy if he dares utter

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” While your in labor. 

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Can’t Fucking Wait

HBC Drunk Drabbles 

Warnings: Language 

Parings: Lance Tucker X Reader

Based off this gif sent in by the amazing @buckmesideways22

All your life you’ve only heard one word.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.”

From your early years together when Lance and you were 14. Till your young adult years. 

Lance would always say

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” At 14 it was when he’d get braces.

At 16 “Can’t Fucking Wait.” For his new car.

It was like that was the only word Lance ever knew. You sometimes wondered what it was about that word. But Lance seemed to love it.

You even made him a shirt that said: “Can’t Fucking Wait.” He laughed and smiled the whole time.

At age 18 Lance pulled you into his arms and stared at you.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You had no idea what he meant as Lance smirked at you and walked away.

As college was coming near and Lance was getting ready for the Olympics you assumed your friendship would stop. But Instead Lance once again pulled you into his arms and kissed you deeply. He smirked at you and said those famous words again.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You stare as he smiles and walks away. 

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Life Changes but one thing didn’t and that was your friendship with Lance at 22 Lance once again made it known.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” He pulls you again smirking. 

“For?” Lance winks as he kisses you again.

You still don’t know what he was talking about.

Age 24 Lance puts a ring on your finger.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.”

You married him that summer.

At 28 Lance can’t stop talking to your growing belly.

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” You smack him for speaking to the belly that way he just smirks cradling your stomach.

God have mercy if he dares utter

“Can’t Fucking Wait.” While your in labor. 

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