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Me: ask me why Apollo is the best dad in Greek mythology

Person: why is Apollo the best dad in Greek mythology?

Me *pulling out a 200 slide presentation*: well I'm glad you asked-

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some spearmint for the season :D

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Okay since the Ithaca saga is coming out soon I’m deciding to show a prediction I have for the lyrics of Hold Them Down or King/Odysseus (which probably will not be true but eh)

[Odysseus]: And then I’ll, hold you down till you all stop shaking. *Arrow shot* Hold you down while I shoot your throats. *Arrow shot* Hold you down while I slowly crush your pride, your trust, your faith and your bones! *Arrow shot* Cut you down into tiny pieces. *Arrow shot* Throw you down in the great below. *Arrow shot* And if my wife wonders where you all went, only Poseidon and I will know!

Idk I think it would be cool :3

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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."

The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.

Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.

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Mrs. Mystery and The owl man

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Romans will see a mouse and eat it

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we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Patrochilles... My beloved

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HAPPY WINTER DAY EVERYONE 🎉🎉

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pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

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reblog to give a lesbian a cup of hot chocolate

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WINTER DAY ONCE AGAIN

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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

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special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again