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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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It's Christmas, Woo Hoo !

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i have to tell this guy i like him so i can get over him but how am i supposed to do this when i already know what he’s gonna say

this is a cry for help

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if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin

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I dont even jerk off i just think

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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boy marx wasn't lying, the wealth of societies where the capitalist mode of production prevails sure does present itself as an immense accumulation of commodities

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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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Reblog to meow at prev

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Reblog to meow at prev

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Reblog to meow at prev

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not now babe, I'm high and aimlessly wandering the wilds of Skyrim