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Moana (2016)

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lms if u have naturally curly/wavy hair and it kinda just does whatever it wants and it looks best when you wash it and let it air dry and you wash it and its soft and bouncy and pretty but u go to sleep and its smushed and nothing u do can bring it back because its flat curly and u just gotta wash it again to make it look good does someone understand

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bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia

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i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

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treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

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Trump picks anti-vaxxer to lead commission on vaccine safety

Trump on Tuesday asked a prominent anti-vaxxer to lead a commission on vaccine safety.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., son of Bobby Kennedy, said he agreed to lead the commission, which will seek to ensure there is “scientific integrity in the vaccine process for efficacy and safety effects,” Kennedy said.

Kennedy believes vaccines have led to a rise in autism, a claim that’s been debunked by doctors and scientists.

Kennedy told reporters Tuesday that Trump “has some doubts about the current vaccine policies.” Read more

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tfw the heroine of a YA book meets a new male character and the phrase “not much older than her” gets dropped and u stare into the camera because you know that really means HERE’S THE LOVE INTEREST, FOUND HIM, THIS IS HIM, HERE HE IS, PREPARE FOR SMIRKING AND EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTIONS OF EYE COLOR

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my fav moment was when my friend told me that there were going to be a whole 3 other gay guys at a party as if that was the holy grail of choices

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pros of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight

cons of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight 

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It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

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Review of ‘ChocoVine’ Raspberry Chocolate flavoured wine:

The bottle isn’t much to look at, with the most Dutch artwork they could possibly find for a Dutch product plastered across it. The pleasant, unassuming scenery puts you falsely at ease for what is to come. Testimony of the cashier when purchasing this product was ‘I’ve never heard of this’. 

Upon opening it, found to have a deceptively smooth texture and colour that draws in your trust by imitating chocolate liquor or something akin to Baileys. DO NOT TRUST IT. Taking a whiff of this stuff from the glass can only be likened to shoving an entire Yankee Candle up your nose whilst simultaneously inhaling turpentine. 

This should have been warning enough of what was in store, but, intrepid and determined to do my part for science, I soldiered on. The initial taste can only be described as Satan’s sugared shit, and the after-taste is like being kicked in the throat by an angry Dutchman who is offended that you do not like his chocolate flavoured death elixir. The promised raspberry flavour is hereto unknown, presumably lost to the chocolate. The band ‘The Killers’ should be informed that their line ‘The Devil’s water it ain’t so sweet’ in their song ‘When you were young’ is in fact false. The Devil’s water is so sweet that you can see through time and space. This product is so intensely sugary that diabetics would be advised to not only avoid this drink, but also stay up to and above a mile away from any place that sells it, in case the wind direction changes. 

In what I can only imagine is an attempt to divert from the taste of oblivion and feeling of mortal dread that consumes you after tasting it, ChocoVine has made this product 14% alcohol, though it still remains to be seen if they’ve used methylated spirits to achieve this. My friend drank half a glass, stood up, and for one moment I witnessed her face the void. To their credit ChocoVine does not do overcompensating by half-measures.  

One can only assume the company ChocoVine makes it’s sales solely off novelty value. Do not trust anybody who likes this as they probably do not have your best interests at heart.

Overall review: 1/5 stars.

Best paired with: Existential terror, the End of all Days, Desperation. 

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Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

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College is literally the best/worst time of your life. One minute you’re living it up with your friends, the next you have $3.00 and 4 exams.