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this is literally me on tumblr.com

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this is literally me on tumblr.com

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So I'm watching 2 Broke Girls and this happened:

With current Deadpool and Wolverine stuck in my brain made me laugh so hard.

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I made this so I can print it out as motivation for my final year in college so I thought I'd share

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X-Men || Nickelodeon Magazine #91 - May 2003

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i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

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when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

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tumblr is so funny within my mutual circle ppl will be like cannibalism as a metaphor for sex is honestly so overdone 🙄 like it’s not even transgressive anymore it’s just vanilla atp 🙄 and then you go a little too far outside that circle and people are trigger tagging memes about infidelity

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Healing Church

got a bunch of sketches from my drafts and arranged them into something resembling a composition. i think it turned out pretty well

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So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.

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Guys I think this photo definitely gives blind al vibes (ps some one pls draw her like this)

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alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair