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Mazelinka: Do you want to tell us how you crashed the car?

MC: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Julian didn’t see, so I shouted “Julian, deer!”

Portia:

Mazelinka:

MC: Do you want to tell them your response, Julian?

Julian: … “Yes, honey?”

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also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

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if you want to live to die in a different battle then you have to stay clean

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I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

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ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

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found in an FBI report/transcript of an on-board recording of the s.s. el faro 

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JinSoul (LOONA/Odd Eye Circle) - Girl Front @ M COUNTDOWN (170928)

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this is how my friend a dually looks like. I'm not joking.

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25k follower giveaway!!

to celebrate 25k followers, I thought i’d do a little something

3 reference sheets are up for grabs!! Rules are as follows:

You must be following me (new followers welcome!!)

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs count as multiple entries (but please dont spam your followers!)

No giveaway blogs

winners will be contacted on the 23rd of march :>

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25k follower giveaway!!

to celebrate 25k followers, I thought i’d do a little something

3 reference sheets are up for grabs!! Rules are as follows:

You must be following me (new followers welcome!!)

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs count as multiple entries (but please dont spam your followers!)

No giveaway blogs

winners will be contacted on the 23rd of march :>

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redrew my first post as a little celebration/art comparison from officially being back on tumblr for a whole year now

also, i recently reached 600 followers, so i’d like to thank you all for supporting me and my content this long!  i know my stuff isn’t the most original or interesting, but i’m glad even this many of you seem to like it enough to stick around lol

anyways, have a good night folks 🌙

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sketching up my spidersona! based on a mirror spider (pics below).

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A quick doodle of Taichi for @marianascosta !!! I love this boy!!!

((I hope you don't mind I made his eyes blue- it just seemed right! I'm sorry if that's not okay, I'll fix it if it isn't!))