ballparkscubicle
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ballparkscubicle · 54 minutes ago
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Hi, Maid here, gonna be balling some facts on ol’ Ozzy~! :3
-His full name is Ozzanus, but prefers Ozzy since it’s shorter…and less prone to name jokes
- was turned into a demon/god the same time as the Silver Angel
- when a mortal lived a very abusive life as a war prisoner’s child, and was used in a sacrifice ritual by his jailers for power…only for it to backfire as he, not they, became god
-while he can be sadist to those who break contract or if he’s hunting they, he’s a fair boss and treats those under him well
- learn emotion and empathy from listening to prayers and watching over his followers for years
-was a spectator of Rowan and Adonis’ story for a good while. Wasn’t a fan of what Rowan subjected Adonis to and in turn caused pain to Adonis’ group. Particularly Mila and Arlo
- decided to choose Mila specifically as a bodyguard due to a Werewolf’s attunement with both nature and the supernatural
- was thinking they’d only be friends, didn’t count on both falling in love…still nice though
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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So what happens with Mila when she’s an adult? Does she stay at the castle or go on her own?
When Mila is an adult, a lot happens. She forms a contract with a demon (true demons are gods such as Rowan) and becomes the demon's bodyguard of sorts. This demon's most known name is Ozzy. Unlike most gods, Ozzy can hear prayers and can form emotional connections.
Mila willingly goes with Ozzy, but Adonis and Arlo are freaked out and angry. Rowan is annoyed that his child, aka possession, was taken from him. Remember, Rowan can't really form emotional attachments to people. The best he can do is see them as possessions. Arlo was really Mila’s only present parent, so this is more of a punishment to Rowan and Adonis for being neglectful. Things eventually settle down because there's nothing that can be done. Mila and Ozzy start a more romantic relationship and have children.
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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Gonna be such a resilient little fuck!
I plan on living like I'll have a good life!
So why not join me?
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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The bird is holding me hostage
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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if you're waking up like me thinking "where do we even go from here?"
you:
build community & involve yourself locally
learn self sustainability skills
choose kindness
protect others & yourself
join or build a mutual aid group and/or network
find time for small joys (the arts, cooking a meal you love, spending time with loved ones, etc.)
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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Wise words
This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.
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ballparkscubicle · 1 day ago
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Sad 😔
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ballparkscubicle · 2 days ago
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To do: Redraw Christmas Karmples
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ballparkscubicle · 2 days ago
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Lavender marriage au Rowan is such an asshole to everyone around him. He's mad, bloated, cramping, nauseous, and tired. On top of that, he's directing Harold on how to be king because he isn’t taken seriously anymore. It's understandable that he's upset.
Rowan didn’t want to get pregnant. He's a trans man who fought his whole life to be seen as a man, but because he was born female, it fell on him to have a successor to the throne. He loathes his responsibility. The heir to the throne has to have his blood. There is no adoption. Rowan hates this duty, but he understands that it's a burden that comes with the crown.
Many in the court don't see him as a "true man" and gossip openly. They ignore him and only talk to Harold. Rowan has to play nice because if he shows his anger, it will get him labeled as "hysterical," which would make him even less of a man in the eyes of the nobles around him.
The people closest to Rowan end up receiving his anger. He berates anyone who is unfortunate enough to do something wrong. Nobles get sarcasm and passive-aggressive words.
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ballparkscubicle · 2 days ago
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My mom's been playing silent night on the piano
No wonder I'm posting Nut Griffith on the Berserk blog....
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ballparkscubicle · 2 days ago
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Micah and Celeste's true forms
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ballparkscubicle · 2 days ago
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Funny thing I got in
On the second try
It auto filled to my aunts California address
They rejected me because of it
Applied for community college
It's got a 100% acceptance rate
But I'm scared they'll reject me
(gonna do veterinary nursing)
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