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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

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every time i get dangerously close to saying i want mr fantastic carnally for real i think of “did sue storm ever chew on that thing like bubblegum” and the disgusting mental image that creates turns me off again

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*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

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Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.

Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)

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Vincent Price with his fuzzy co-star behind the scenes of The Long Night (1948)

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FOUND IT (credit to @basicjesse)

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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out