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name something purer than this. i’ll wait
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your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling
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Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit
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when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror
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When she topping you and you thinking about how you bout to kill it
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niggas on scared straight: U THINK DIS A GAME LIL NIGGA!!! IMMA TAKE YA BOOTY BRUH!!!
same niggas: u gotta getcha education u smart gimme a hug shawty why u cryin dry ya eyes man its gon b ok
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me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!
my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way
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me: not today, satan 
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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