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me leaving pasek and paul's house with all the tonys that rightfully belong to great comet up my ass

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I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

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Mel and Jayce experience the horrors.

⸻ MEL MEDARDA AND JAYCE TALIS, Arcane S2, Act 2

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Salo out here playing checkers while Ambessa came straight from Game of Thrones LOL

she does look good in Lannister colors…

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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they use this angle a lot and i love them for it

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Two things I love. Learning about theme park attractions. Learning about theme park attractions based off properties that would make comically mid attractions. Today I found out China has a Twilight themed area with rides.

This got me thinking while I was doing my work, IF I COULD MAKE A THEME PARK ATTRACTION BASED OF A PROPERTY THAT SHOULD NOT BE THEME PARKED. I'D MAKE THE DOCTOR ODYSSEY EXPERIENCE!

Here's what I'd do. The building exterior looks like the nose of the cruise ship. The queue is filled with that sort of Live Laugh Love, nautical aesthetic the show has and there are port hole "windows" that are just screens that show off various little scenes of people living that fantasy cruise life. You enter the elevator taking you up to the "experience" and there is a screen where it looks like you are being zoom called by the captain explaining that the Odyssey is short staffed and you've been hired to beef up the medical department because their main three doctors have been super distracted recently.

You exit and you would be put on the conveyor belt that you see everyone riding on the show, while the ACTORS FROM DOCTOR ODYSSEY are on the screen seemingly wheeling in a mysterious body in distress. "Help doctors we need you on the case! Somebody here has broken their penis! We're sending you the vitals right now" says TONY NOMINATED ACTRESS PHILLIPA SOO AGAINST A GREEN SCREEN suddenly the photo of a random guest in the room is thrown up on screen, some unsuspecting tourist caught in a half blink, very Star Tours rogue jedi if you catch my drift. Everyone laughs. As you are brought into the main room our special guest is taken aside and given a snapped in half strap on to wear. I picture this next part as a sort of escape room looking thing. The room is being asked to find things to help the patient on a time limit, the broken penis guest is given a special set of buttons to sabotage the other doctors "losing oxygen!" Or "Allergy to the meds!" very Mario party if you will.

After this you will be told if your patient is going home with a broken penis and if not idk someone will get the chance to bend the strap on back into place. You walk into the next room where a screen shows Tristan, Max, and Avery about to engaged in their classic cruise ship threesome!(Tm) Only to be interrupted by YOU! THE GUEST! (haha THAT'S! Why they couldn't fix broken penis! 👈🏼👈🏼)

"Ahem! Sorry you saw that. Thank you for fixing that poor broken penis. You've really preserved the fantasy of the Odyssey" says Tristan actor.

"Haha don't be too embarrassed about it champ. Happens to all us well- endowed peeps" Max winks at camera.

You are escorted out and led into a gift shop where you can buy Doctor Odyssey merch and a T Shirt that says "I BROKE MY PENIS ON THE DOCTOR ODYSSEY EXPERIENCE!" (again very Star Tours)

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Somebody stop me from visiting Newport so I can look at the beach mansions from The Gilded Age 🫢

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Made a design for the Lady of the Lake cuz she was a minor character in my fanfic but then got attached to her so here’s a bunch of doodles.

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SIMONE ASHLEY as KATE BRIDGERTON

BRIDGERTON 3x01 OUT OF THE SHADOWS

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she let me hit cause i support my public library

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adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is