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Halloween, 1985

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I'm sorry but Camelot (2011) Guinevere looks like she has seen an iphone.

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EVERY SECOND COUNTS !!

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I just booped you but I’ve no idea what it means I hope it’s good

It's an honour being booped by you 🫡🫡

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The fact that there is a high profile Broadway staging of Othello happening with Jake Gyllenhaal and Denzel Washington, where half the tickets are already selling and the seats are over 600$ a piece and I hadn't heard of this at ALL until they started casting the REAL A-listers (actors from the Camelot revival) is really funny I must confess .

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i looooove seeing artists & writers proud of their work!!!!! i looooove captions & authors notes that say things like “i’m quite happy with this” “i love how this turned out” “i had so much fun making this”!!!!!! i loooooove when the act of creation is joyful & we take pride in what we make!!!!!!!!!!

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things ever get so bad you turn to folk music

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Like I obviously can't speak for everyone when I say this, but I tend to get the really specific vivid hyperfixation dreams when I'm stressed out. When I did my first year of college straight out of high school I was soooo focused on animation like I was eating, breathing, pissing cartoons, and the program was weirdly stressful, the teachers acted like they were training us to save lives and Frozen was still THE biggest cartoon at the time. So I'm on my way to campus and I fell asleep on the bus and had this dream that I was just walking around on the street and there was a giant Olaf the Snowman poster but he has incredibly detailed rows of realistic human teeth and this image shook me so deeply to the core I instantly woke up and realized I missed my stop. I wander into my class kinda late and I'm instantly like "I NEED TO LOOK AT A REAL PHOTO OF OLAF THE SNOW MAN FROM DISNEY'S FROZEN TO GROUND ME TO REALITY AGAIN. I NEED TO SEE HIS BIG CARTOONY BUCK TOOTH". So yeah that's how it happens for me.

how do you all even do this, mine barely makes an appearance and if it does it's some random subplot #3 of the entire dream sequence

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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

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do you guys like know that andrew lloyd webber made a version of cinderella called bad cinderella that he tried to run during like crucially bad parts of the pandemic. and it is as bad as promised

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she... oh I love women :')

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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

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OH, THE MISERY everybody wants to be my enemy

The women of Arcane | Season One

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I’M NORMAL I’M SO NORMAL WE ARE NORMAL