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Me, calling up Paramount Animation: ""Hey, you got any more footage of that scene in Transformers One where Megatron rips Sentinel Prime in half? Different angles? Development reels? Hello? Hello?"

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Intellectuals are using very big words to explain to me why my fear of having my rights taken away is the clever work of propaganda and that it's the democrats fault for not choosing a better candidate with a stronger stance on Palestine, so I deserve ridicule for not seeing through the lies and that my rights are less important than sending a message to the government.

The words are very big.

I'm sure what they're saying is very intelligent.

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Tiny human hands holding big giant robot hands make me feel things

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I'm not going to make it easy for anybody.

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I'm just glad I never had kids.

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issue #50 got me fucked up

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@mishacollins

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The robot future they're forcing on us versus the robot future I WANT and NEED and DESERVE

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The strongest takeaway from the COVID years was that I understood the American government would never let its citizenry have three months of paid free time from work ever again, and would let us all die before they were forced to repeat it.

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Most on this website identify as temporarily embarrassed mean popular kids etc etc

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*yells in Bostonian* THE FUCK am I calling it Boswash!

Population Distribution in the BOSWASH Megalopolis

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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

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we're on twenty-four hour "wreck of the edmund fitzgerald" lockdown this month i'm so serious. do any of you know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours