robotlyra

[robotlyra]

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

[robotlyra]

I've been out of Catholicism for decades, but this poor man being gaslit by everyone around him, trying to convince him that he's being ambitious and political, when all he wants to do is the right thing in a way that sits properly with his heart, has lived rent free in my head for the past month

ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid

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Join me in Chicago where the pigeons have their own mini fire pit.

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She would have run amazing fan websites 🥺♥️

@thisweekinfandomhistory y’all would love this

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If you drink this stuff, the damage animation for the 1000 Needles attack appears over your head

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I don't know how to explain to people anymore that Algogen AI is a bad thing, designed to remove the ability to create from human beings, because no one is willing to defend the value of their own amateur art unless it looks like what culture has taught them Good Art Looks Like.

"I can't even draw a stick figure"

YES YOU CAN, IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST THING THAT HUMAN BEINGS STARTED DRAWING ON THE WALLS OF THEIR FUCKING CAVES, ART IS A HUMAN THING, DON'T LET SOME ASSHOLE WITH A SERVER FARM TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU HIS WAGE SLAVE.

MY NEANDERTHAL GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMAMA DIDN'T DODGE SEPSIS AND STARVATION AND CAVE BEAR MAULINGS FOR SOME DICKSHIT TECHBRO RICHBOY TO SAY "NO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW ANYMORE, WE HAVE COMPUTERS THAT DO IT INSTEAD, YOU HAVE TO POLISH MY CYBERTRUCK"

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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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It gets me when people get weird about robot characters having visible boobs and/or crotch bulges (or, heaven forefend, both at once!). "Well a robot doesn't need to have" buddy, there's no good reason for a robot to have a nose, either, but I don't see you getting shirty about robots with noses. Like, we haven't even left the realm of legible aesthetic choices here – come talk to me when you want to discuss why a robot needs a butthole.

[robotlyra]

the ultimate weapon

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anyone else exceedingly unnerved tho about how much information is able to be found about luigi mangione by just like. anyone. like why am i seeing posts about his spotify playlists and gaming catalogue. his twitter, his book reviews, his purchases. i do not need to know a stranger down to every minute detail and neither do you

dudes not even convicted and all of this is still being dredged up btw. like theres nothing stopping this from happening to you either

[robotlyra]

Jan Koet, Moon & Saturn

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A robot who's also a handsome grouchy old man? Sign me the FUCK UP.

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where some of yall got your degrees from TBH

[robotlyra]

Look at this horrid little creature. I love him.

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"Listen, you gotta give us single payer, if only to stop every person in the country with an acoustic guitar from writing the most annoying music you've ever heard. We are INCHES away from another Folk revival. Remember Wellerman? What if we did that all over again but with all the lyrics being cheeky puns about attempting to file paperwork to navigate the bureaucracy of public welfare? College students across the nation are currently preparing themselves. Only you have the ability to keep this from happening."

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welcome new transformers fans from tf: one, i hope you're ready to not understand anything in the fanfiction until you've read a dictionary on terminology