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"yeah but why couldn't they tell Glinda that they are alive" BECAUSE THE NARRATIVE WON'T LET THE CHARACTERS HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES!!!!!THATS THE TRAGEDY OF WICKED!!! THAT'S THE BITTERSWEET ENDING!!! glinda HAS to face the consequences of her actions and has to pay a price if she wants to start being actually good! there's a price to pay for her promotion of the propaganda towards Elphaba and how she is partly to blame for Neesa's death. Glinda HAS TO FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR HER ACTIONS TO BE REDEEMED AND TO BE ACTUALLY GOOD. also everyone remembers a little song called " For Good"? Where Glinda and Elphaba talk about how because they knew each other they changed for good and from now on a part of themselves will be from the other? Glinda took accountability and responsibility, like Elphaba would have wanted. Elphaba thought about her personal safety and happy ending FIRST like Glinda would have done. They switched places bc of the impact they have in each others life. Yes i wish they got their happy ending together but that's what makes wicked so good!!! That these women loved each other fiercely even with all the objects in the world.

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“we were separated. he couldn't touch me.”

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

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'80 degrees in november we're cooked' and yet you still use chatgpt as a search engine

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super rough sketches for a personal project about transphobia and sports

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how did tristan’s metaphor about combining two things he loves turn into an i don’t want to share speech. babygirl you were so close

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Struggling to comprehend not seducing your boss into gay sex after phillipa soo calls you a good boy for agreeing to her suggestion of exactly that like the math just doesn't work. If she said bark I'd say woof

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i love avery morgan. she hates that her boy bestie has a crush on her yet freaks out when he pays attention to anyone else. she hates her new boss until he tells her with complete sincerity she’s good at her job and then she needs to bang him. she hates plastic surgery but loves gimmicky wellness trends. wants to help people so dedicates her career to catering to the rich. zero internal consistency. as changeable as the wind. character of all time

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I can’t believe tumblr is sleeping so hard on Doctor Odyssey.

It’s The Love Boat meets Baywatch. The actors don’t know what genre they’re in. The writers have never had or witnessed a conversation with a human being before. There’s very real potential for a throuple. Joshua Jackson did parkour while performing an appendectomy on his fuckbuddy during a hurricane. Truly THE show of all time.

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actually I think doctor odyssey is right up tumblr's alley. it's got drama, 3 ambiguously queer people having tension a threesome and each episode has a stupid little theme like "plastic surgery week" and "gay week". the storylines make no sense and we're not sure the ship is even real but it doesn't matter because it's FUN

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I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

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also the way everyone in ops responds with an air of "oh honey, you are missing some serious subtext about this man's intentions towards you" when julian is telling them about garak. really sells what andy was putting down in that first scene

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where would we be without them

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Anything going on today lol