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also the way everyone in ops responds with an air of "oh honey, you are missing some serious subtext about this man's intentions towards you" when julian is telling them about garak. really sells what andy was putting down in that first scene

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where would we be without them

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Anything going on today lol

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what a week huh?

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2020 may be the worst year so far but at least she’s a comedian assjfklflskd

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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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either the reading is that angel’s soul is abnormally disconnected and most vampires fall somewhere on a spectrum of ‘amoral but basically just some guy’ to ‘amoral in a way where it impedes most non-villainous activities but still, logical and emotional in their own way’ OR the reading is that most vampires are automatically chaotic evil and spike’s soul has just always been abnormally close to the surface. i mean he got vampirized and his first idea was to go back to his house and be like hey mom great news we can be vampires! and not die of consumption! and was genuinely surprised and saddened when vampirizing her just made her weird and horny

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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

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here is my ranking of plausible deancas ends from best to worst:

• cas gets a lady vessel and then it’s consummated. so bad it loops around to objectively fucking hilarious. what a move. everyone would be VERY mad. the discourse would be impeccable the jokes would be funny and we’d Know. 10/10.

• cas permadeath after a confession. again, bad that loops around to fun and would inspire a golden age of posting for both jokes and discourse. less points because it’s less explicit but still up there.

• cas permadeath after a confession and the writers are gaiman about it. i think this is the only one that would make me do a crime. i can’t do it im not strong enough i can’t deal with “we thought it was so poetic that it was unrequited/tragic/etc” and fans lapping it up unironically as the epitome of rep after 15 seasons of being homophobic.

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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

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imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do