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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

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well?

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din: grogu is too young to operate heavy machinery

grogu: no grogu wants to be forklift certified

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Some of the pictures on Watching and Dreaming got released yaaay 💕💜

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cardinal sin….? no…. they wouldn’t…. would they?

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The sillies! I'm gonna miss them so much

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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

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Markiplier breaking his nose for the 3rd time was not on my 2023 bingo card

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You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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happy birthday gromit