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*holds up princess donut* she should be at the club...

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We love a woman named Gwendolyn Duet who is just a boring ol’ fighter.

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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If DCC took place in 2025, Donut would be the most brainrotted one out if all of us.

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DCC 7 spoilers because TWO OF MY MUTUALS HAVEN'T YET READ THE SERIES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Remembered that next book will have no Katia :(

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MATT DINIMAN HOW COULD YOU FUCKKKKKKKKK

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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Detail that’s probably been pointed out/noticed but you can see Okarun glaring at the rest of her classmates while they’re leaving

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*heavy breathing* what if -- ok, ok -- what if i allowed you access to my failsafe that would annihilate everyone, turning me into a cosmic nuclear bomb, killing me and your oppressors and your loved ones in one fell swoop. And what if, holy fuck, what if you set me free instead, allowing me to continue hurting you but also now i can hurt THEM too. And then we kissed. Would that be good for you.

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While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.

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All the leaders, in my opinion, can be boiled down to that. Just dickish-ness really. My favorite boiling goes to Empress D'Nadia. Oh, Empress, oh, the mistakes you made getting onto Donut's bad side. On my first read through, I didn't know they were at D'Nadia's castle until it was revealed and I was so fucking excited to see what was going to happen. It's such a well put together scene, the fear and almost confusion at why she being treated like this from D'Nadia, the tension between Carl and Donut and that fucking ring. Even the after scene with those mercs was so real in it's own way. Donut really stepped into her own as a badass assassin, flowing across the floor like water and using her "boys" (shoutout Mongo, the og GOAT forever) to really add to the sense of 'you are so pointless and small that my pet is gonna be the one to kill you' is so fucking brilliant. D'Nadia tried to have Carl and Donut erased, after they didn't do anything to her directly. She was Donut's first sponsor, she giggled at Carl when they first met. She was a fan! A fan of these two powerful crawlers and she wanted to be the one to kill them when they made it down to the 9th floor. It would have been a boone to her reputation and maybe to her kingdoms reputation too, D'Nadia would have been cemented as a powerful and capable ruler. Until she was splattered against the wall by the best pair of warlords on that floor. Even though Carl and Donut were having their own moment behind the scenes, this absolute annihilation was so satisfying. Imagine chilling in the Prism system, watching your favorite show and you see your fucking queen get merced by a goddamn dinosaur. God it's great.

I just wanna say that the whole DCC series is really, really good in a way that I haven't experienced in a decent amount of time. Not that i haven't read good books before DCC or after it but nothing else has made me so obsessed. This book is a culmination of 6 previous books-worth of set up and it doesn't fall flat at all in my opinion and that is no easy feat. So fucking good, so much depth to these characters that were just supposed to be funny and get into shenanigans. In the dungeon, nothing is funny without being incredibly dangerous. Nothing is calming without some kind of vicious side effect. There is no respite from the horrors without dying first.

A yap session about This Inevitable Ruin, pt.2

(Big ol' spoilers ahead for anyone who hasn't read this fucking bodacious piece of literature yet, it is so fucking good and somethings need to be experienced for the first time before one speaks about such things. Character growth and decisions, plot movements that blew my fucking mind to a degree that I really can't even explain. Does that make me a simpleton? Does that make me an IGNORAMUS??...Maybe, but goddamn did I have a good time with this fucking book) sorry for the long warning

First of all, love seeing all the people who are as obsessed with this series as I am. I've made my whole family obsessed with this thing, even my brother who only really likes space odysseys and my mom who fucks with hardcore sci-fi and cute gay books. But this is kind of all of that! This book specifically but also the series, god it's fucking great.

I'm currently listening to This Inevitable Ruin again like a maniac and I've come up to my first major favorite part in the book. Just before the Ramp-up phase starts, Carl and Katia are doing their treatments and are deep in dream world. I feel like it's the moment that a lot of the build up-ing is actually felt, because it's been made clear that Katia can't just ignore this addiction she has and Carl has to deal with that fucking spider. I dreaded this moment because I love Katia and I didn't want to see what had hurt her so bad, but we don't see anything right away.

Carl comes to soaked in blood in the Sugar cube in the middle of the Lemig Sortion's territory. Dead goblins rain from everywhere, it's a good time. The commander of the Lemig is still alive and the Agitants are called in to do a meeting. It's a long, truly very enlightening story about the fuckery that our Crawler team will be dealing with and also shows just how scared the other warlords are. After all, the crawl was just supposed to be a game! A harmless game where REAL people hunt, kill, maim, and MURDER crawlers for sport! C'mon, it's fun! We see what happened, how the whole scheme was fucked up and we see again how powerful She-Maria is. We see the consequences of staring into her eye. Commander Stockade kills himself in one of the most brutal ways I've seen in DCC, slowly and with a sense that he didn't even recognize he was doing it. It was fucking delicious.

I feel a deep hatred for the other team leaders of Faction Wars, the propaganda that Carl started worked on me like a fucking charm, my friends. The leaders of those corporate governments, using their citizens taxes so flippantly so they could slaughter people indiscriminately and without refute, are the best villains for me. They are complicated to a point, but almost each of them can be boiled down to the simple fact they just wanted to be bigger assholes to more people who can't really stop them. The crawl has been shown to be some very powerful peoples favorite thing to fucking do! It's fun! It's a game. Until it isn't, until it's real for everyone involved in a way that they can't pay their way out of and they have to suffer just as much as everyone else. Boiled down they are just spoiled unruly children given too many resources and too many dolls to play with.

I have to reblog myself because I have a lot to say and I can't imagine reading big long ass blogs is very fun when you're just trying to scroll, but I hope it's entertaining at least!

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I’m sure someone’s done this before, but I couldn’t help myself.

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sorry i'm just thinking about a cat who gained sapience in a complete hellscape and has to put on mask after mask to survive, capitalizing on her charisma and show experience while knowing any vulnerability could get her killed or could be exploited for cheap entertainment and how terrified she is to be abandoned by her person

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people who say they’re not interested in politics and wars are people who are privileged enough to not care.

repeat with me : YOU DON’T CARE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT AFFECTED, and that says enough about how much of a shitty person you are.