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happy can't stand commies i'm gone day

ID: A screenshot of a conversation from the Blaseball Discord: Smoke: Bro i aint logged on this in like 5 months but yall gotta stop being broke I'm dying out here. (Attached is a screenshot of the user's Feed, which indicates they were in the 1% and their money was distributed to the League twice, alongside a message reading "You earned nothing from 51 Incinerations!") erobo (📱 fan) @/commishgoogles: money no longer exists sorry. you missed a lot Stellar's Jay Rainbow 👐🏆 She/Her: Destroy the Concept of money (This message received 16 pin emote reactions.) Smoke: Cant stand commies im gone (This message received 18 letter ball emote reacts spelling "bye lmao.") End ID.

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wow it really is so easy to switch to firefox

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BLASEBALL

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The Shore is now finished thanks to the addition of a proper background image from the fantastic @msfiddley (it turned out so good y'all)

The plan is to let it remain a self-contained piece, but tbh I am still rotating the concept in the back of my head so who knows.

(warning for people who experience tinnitus there is a medium-pitched ringing/whistling sound in this project)

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Guys™ in there (the browser window)

Everyone's* favorite Clumsy-Tic-Tacs-With-Names simulator is now available to play in browser at https://babaloga.itch.io/guys!

Now from the comfort of your own browser you can meet forgettable characters akin to (but not exactly matching) :

Landon the Worse

Felix, Professor of Intelligenceology

Andy, holder of the Picture

Gavin the Disaster

Princess the Gluteal

Also it works on mobile and has touch controls.

"What if you could keep airbags as pets in a fish tank?"

"What do the residents of the foam packing pellet dimension do all day?"

"What if Journey had been about bacteria in a petri dish? And also it had been called 'Staying in pretty much the same place' instead?"

All of these questions and more answered in Guys™!

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It's Guys™!

"baba i think you have reduced blaseball down to its most basic components there’s a guy with a funny name and then he dies" -Syl (Core Mechanics Discord Server)

"e-sports are lame. f-sports, where the f stands for flips, are where it's at" -hillexed (Core Mechanics Discord Server)

"I play this game for the plot" -hacceuee (Core Mechanics Discord Server)

"stuck in hole :)" -@nuclearmentality

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The delta

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Distance fields!

Set up a process for generating distance fields from line drawings. Each non-transparent pixel is assigned a color representing its position, with the red channel storing the x coord and the green channel storing the y coord. Then each of the transparent pixels is filled in with the color corresponding to the closest solid pixel.

This way you can quickly find the closest point on the drawing to any particle simply by sampling the distance field texture at the particle's position.

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Lil' concept scene that came to me in a slightly feverish state about 9 days ago. I was going to leave it at this but now I'm having ideas so who knows.

(People with tinnitus or anything triggered by ringing, be warned that there is ringing in this but it's not really high pitched so idk.)