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baba-has-quote-is-incorrect · 11 months ago
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fofo: try to guess whats under this blanket baba: bonus orbs! keke: a miniature version of solitary isle! badbad: a previously unused level! skull: a dead body!-
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Badbad and keke: *screaming*
Baba: KEKE?!? WHATS WRONG?!?!?
Badbad: im right here? Why didn't you ask me whats wrong??
Baba: keke would only scream if something bad happened, you just scream whenever you want to.
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skull: hey badbad sorry i'm late i was beating the darn out of stuff keke: its ok i am "stuff"... wait what? badbad: haha skull you are beating up keke
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badbad: whatever your eating right now.. probably shouldn't go in your face hole jiji: which hole should it go in? skull: :) baba: please no skull: it goes in the square hole! baba: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Baba: I believe that water can solve all your problems!
Keke: Need exercise? Go for a swim!
Fofo: Feeling dirty? Take a shower!
Jiji, deadpan: Need to get rid of someone? Tie blocks to their feet and dump them in the ocean.
Baba: No-
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keke: let's say you have 10 cookies and someone asks for two, how many cookies do you have?
skull: 10
keke: ... ok what if someone forcefully took 2 cookies
skull: 10.. and a dead body
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badbad: hey
keke: hey?
badbad: i cant sleep :/
keke: i can, good night!
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Keke: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Badbad: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons
Keke: wut
Badbad: life will be like "wtf?"
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Baba: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Badbad: Okay, but in my defense, Keke bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Baba: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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me: if you found out you had one day to live, what would you do with it?
keke: say goodbye and mend my relationships
skull: something illegal
baba: accept my fate
badbad: i would message 10 people on facebook saying if they dont forward the message to ten people i would die tomorrow
me: jesus badbad
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ghost: what do you call the land that meets the sea ᵐᵃʸ ᶦ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ
baba: what was that?
ghost: what do you call the land that meets the sea ᵐᵃʸ ᶦ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ
baba: shore
ghost: ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒᵒˡ
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skull: hey kids you want some blades?
badbad: no, blades are for skatin
badbad: ya dingus
badbad: kinda snowy
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Baba: welcome to Applebees, would you like the apple or the bees?
Keke: apple please
Baba: well, that wasn't what i was expecting but alright then
Skull: *bursts through entrance* THEY MEANT BEES
Baba: :)
Badbad, in the kitchen: :)
Keke: NO WAIT-
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